Chocolate whoring out.

[buttplug]

I left some chocolate in my car, and just now I took them out and they're mush because it's, like, 312 degrees here or something, and I just opened one and it went all sploot and stuff. But then I thought to myself, "It's already open. Nothing I can do about it now and I sure as hell am not going to throw away good chocolate." So I licked all that chocolaty goodness off the wrapper, right over my sink, all wiping my face with my wrist and lapping the escapees off my upper lip.

It was a vision of beauty, this chocolate-licking. Hey. It was toasted coconut chocolate. I refuse to apologize.

Am I the only woman in the Universe who would completly whore herself out for good chocolates?

 

[buttplug]

give me a box of assorted chocolates and i'll do anything you ask...

hah, yea! That makes me feel better.

 

[Nathan]

I'll have sex for chocolates if you want. I have no moral compunctions against such things. Just punch me in the genitals and I'll take it from there.

 

[Shak]

give me a box of assorted chocolates and i'll do anything you ask...

 

[revexrevex]

lets see some stats buttplug

 

[jerkbox]

i have a boner

 

[buttplug]

i have a boner

Don't postwhore in my thread!

 

[buttplug]

lets see some stats buttplug

I don't train so that would be irrelevant.

 

[flexygrl]

me too!!! I love chocolate!!!

My husband and I had a fight Tuesday night. I was soooo pissed at him, I didn't want to see his face. He went to the gym and I stayed home. Well he came home with chocolate coated rainbow cookies. Now we are friends again. Chocolate makes anything and everything better!

 

[Scarlett33]

I would whore myself out in an instant for chocolate.

 

[Monkey Pox]

I left this big dark chocolate bar that weighed a ton in my car when my dog was in there and went in the store and came out and he had eaten it and had to go to the hospital and have IV's and eat charcoal and have convulsions.

He says he'd do it all over again in a second.

 

[buttplug]

I'll have sex for chocolates if you want. I have no moral compunctions against such things. Just punch me in the genitals and I'll take it from there.

Hey I can do that.

 

[Shak]

"Chocolate makes anything and everything better!"

or so true.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd turn a trick for quality Ice Cream

 

[Shak]

don't you guys see?? we've given you the secret to having unlimited amounts of sex...give us chocolate.

 

[buttplug]

give us chocolate.

This is the only part they need to pay attention to.

 

[flexygrl]

don't you guys see?? we've given you the secret to having unlimited amounts of sex...give us chocolate.

SHHHHH....you're not suppose to tell them that!!!

 

[MrMuscle the return]

I like to lick hot chocolate holes too.

 

[WODIN]

Am I the only woman in the Universe who would completly whore herself out for good chocolates?

No your not, this is how I got laid a lot in college.

I'd find chocoholic chicks and get them hooked on the mild stuff, like hersheys and snickers then wham I'd slam them with Godiva. It was like giving a pot head some really quality hash.

They'd come to me jonsing for some more velvetty Godiva goodness and thats when I'd force them to give up the booty for some more chocolate and tuity fruitty!

 

[Shak]

of course, if they give us too much chocolate they may not want to have sex with us...

 

[buttplug]

Re: Re: Chocolate whoring out.

No your not, this is how I got laid a lot in college.

I'd find chocoholic chicks and get them hooked on the mild stuff, like hersheys and snickers then wham I'd slam them with Godiva. It was like giving a pot head some really quality hash.

They'd come to me jonsing for some more velvetty Godiva goodness and thats when I'd force them to give up the booty for some more chocolate and tuity fruitty!

haha; how clever. Now I'll be watching out for your kind. Choco playa.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Am I the only woman in the Universe who would completly whore herself out for good chocolates?

Only if its Godiva white chocolate with almonds.

Now that's good stuff!

 

[Millie]

mmmmm.... godiva truffles

 

[flexygrl]

Believe it or not I have found a chocolate better than Godiva.


Trader Joys sells it. They are shaped like Sea Shells. Now that stuff is damn good!

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Chocolate whoring out.

No your not, this is how I got laid a lot in college.

I'd find chocoholic chicks and get them hooked on the mild stuff, like hersheys and snickers then wham I'd slam them with Godiva. It was like giving a pot head some really quality hash.

They'd come to me jonsing for some more velvetty Godiva goodness and thats when I'd force them to give up the booty for some more chocolate and tuity fruitty!

That's sad and pathetic and more than a little desperate. What school did you say you went to again? Oh yeah, and have you made me platinum yet?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Believe it or not I have found a chocolate better than Godiva.


Trader Joys sells it. They are shaped like Sea Shells. Now that stuff is damn good!

Guiylain?

 

[flexygrl]

Maybe...it was a purpleish, blue box.

 

[biteme]

lets see some stats buttplug

lmao! keep it up.