Chinese harvest first embryo in quest for gymnastics Gold in 2012

[Lumberg]

Today in Xianshan hospital in Xianshan province, occurred the first premature birth of the first gymnast of the crop slated for competition in 2012.

Labor was induced so as to begin the grueling regimen early. Chinese scientists, after trying each option, find it easier to train premature babies than to equip wombs with uneven bars.

The infant begins training on the vault tomorrow and of course a solid supplement regimen. She will be chewing her own food within the week and will be practicing on a balance beam by month's end.

Several parents of girls who would turn 16 in 2012 have come forward as volunteers to murder their children so that the newborn can assume the dead child's identity.

 

[Raptorex]

Ouch...lol.

 

[hurricane]

chinese fkin dominate gymnastics .. expecially the women

 

[Smurfy]

chinese fkin dominate gymnastics .. expecially the women

expecially is a great word.

 

[Lumberg]

Especially.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I read one that competed this year still had her baby teeth in! lol There is no way in hell they meet the age requirements of 16 years old. WTF!

 

[jnevin]

I want an expresso.

 

[bigmann245]

that sucks they have to break the rules like that. those girls were not 16 i dont care what they say. they need to xray their growth plates.

 

[Lumberg]

i want an expresso.

i hear that 12 year old chinese girls make a killer espresso.

 

[Delinquent]

that sucks they have to break the rules like that. those girls were not 16 i dont care what they say. they need to xray their growth plates.

Exactly what I said since I'm a rad tech.

All you would have to do is take an xray of any epiphyseal plate and have a radiologist read it.

A girl at 16 would have very little space left between the plates since they generally stop growing around 16. A 14 year old would have a much larger distance between the plate