Childbirth freeks me the hell out.

[pin]

My brothers wife wants a baby really bad. So we were watching Youtube vidios of women having kids. I never saw that crap before. Totally diturbed me. I don't know if I want kids anymore.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Its about time you see things my way.

 

[pin]

Its about time you see things my way.

I knew you'd show up here.

 

[SpyWizard]

My brothers wife wants a baby really bad. So we were watching Youtube vidios of women having kids. I never saw that crap before. Totally diturbed me. I don't know if I want kids anymore.

you know it comes out of the woman not the man right/??

hahah jk.

the epideral takes all the pain away for the woman (in most cases) and my wife's labor was 2 hours, pushed for 15 minutes..

they don't show that one do they..

 

[puddlemonkey]

I knew you'd show up here.

I can smell pussy a mile away.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You might want to think about washing yours.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Stench is pretty bad when you get up close.

 

[pin]

you know it comes out of the woman not the man right/??

hahah jk.

the epideral takes all the pain away for the woman (in most cases) and my wife's labor was 2 hours, pushed for 15 minutes..

they don't show that one do they..

I don't know. Post 'er up and lets have a look.

It just looked all kinds of wrong to me. There were a couple of au-natural "homebirths" there. Lots of grunting and howling and wimpering. Lots of sweat and other unidentified fluids. I think one chick even farted. It was just plain scary. i had to walk away and go play xbox.

 

[pin]

You might want to think about washing yours.

Don't talk to Spywizard like that!

 

[EnderJE]

My brothers wife wants to trap him in a never ending child support agreement really bad.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Beachboy6294]

My ex wife would watch that crap on tv all before we had our first kid and I couldn't even look at the tv! I was so scared when she was in labor that I was going to pass out! That was the whitest I've ever been and my legs felt weak!

 

[Raptorex]

When you were born, you were so ugly....

How ugly was he?















He was so ugly, the doctor slapped his mother.

 

[gotmilk]

make her go thru it three times over a 5 year period.

 

[pin]

make her go thru it three times over a 5 year period.

A guy I work with has a sister. She and her husband plan to keep having kids until they cant anymore. They're up to five so far. Plus they adopted one. Good grief.

 

[heavy_duty]

only a fag couldnt handle being with his wife while she's having their kid.

anyway just dont look at her pussy while the kid is coming out - keep looking at her telling her she's doing great.

dont look at the after-birth and really dont look when your wife shits herself while pushing.

other than that its all good

 

[drsketch]

Child birth is intense bro.. I had no interest in vag for a few months after that..

 

[Beachboy6294]

only a fag couldnt handle being with his wife while she's having their kid.

anyway just dont look at her pussy while the kid is coming out - keep looking at her telling her she's doing great.

dont look at the after-birth and really dont look when your wife shits herself while pushing.

other than that its all good

That is what I did!

 

[heavy_duty]

Child birth is intense bro.. I had no interest in vag for a few months after that..

I did not look at the vag during the birth. I did cut the cord and put on the first diaper but did not look at the pussy. no need to

 

[drsketch]

I didnt get to cut the cord.. It took my kid a minute to breath so the dr were working on him for a minute.. I was freaking out but he breathed after like 10 seconds. He is good to go now.. Kids are awesome!

 

[heavy_duty]

yah on my second child I was not able to cut the cord.
they had to take her away for 1/2 hour.

 

[sugashane]

I freaked out when we had to watch the chiildbirth in health class. Did anyone else see it in the fast-forward motion this one was in. The kid was born at like 87 mile per hour!