Chicks piss me off with their games!

[frorider6]

So I just talked to the girlfriend. I asked her if she wanted me to come over and stay the night tonight. She said I should if I want to. I said yes I want to, that's why I asked, but it would be pointless to come over if she didn't want to see me. She told me I was being weird and acting like a girl.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! All I asked was if she wanted me to come over tonight. Somehow that turns into a war of semantics. Either you want to see me or you don't. And then to try to turn that shit back around on me by calling me a girl. I hate chick games! If I ask if you want to get together tonight, that's pretty much a yes or no question.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I adhere to the 3 rules of the Cleaver.

#1) Ask a question - If she doesn't answer right away, chop one of her arms off.

#2) Ask again, if she hesitates to answer, chop her other arm off.

#3) Ask one final time, if she is crying or whatnot, decapitate her.

It really makes life easier.

 

[buksoon]

I adhere to the 3 rules of the Cleaver.

#1) Ask a question - If she doesn't answer right away, chop one of her arms off.

#2) Ask again, if she hesitates to answer, chop her other arm off.

#3) Ask one final time, if she is crying or whatnot, decapitate her.

It really makes life easier.

And then throw her in the pool and use her as a buoy. Grasshopper learn well, yes Goatslayer?

(It is very dangerous to address Goatslayer directly; will get most interesting "flame".)

 

[HappyScrappy]

you are going about it all wrong.
what you need to do is not ask and just go over there.
if she wants you there, then all is good.
if she doesn't, then just curl up in the fetal position in her bed and alternate between crying and thumb sucking.

all's good.
trust me, I have a way with women.

 

[Hannibal]

If I ask if you want to get together tonight, that's pretty much a yes or no question.

"If I say that I'm thirsty...that means that if there is anyone in the room with a glass of water I want a sip" (White Men Cant Jump)

 

[GinNJuice]

So I just talked to the girlfriend. I asked her if she wanted me to come over and stay the night tonight. She said I should if I want to. I said yes I want to, that's why I asked, but it would be pointless to come over if she didn't want to see me. She told me I was being weird and acting like a girl.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! All I asked was if she wanted me to come over tonight. Somehow that turns into a war of semantics. Either you want to see me or you don't. And then to try to turn that shit back around on me by calling me a girl. I hate chick games! If I ask if you want to get together tonight, that's pretty much a yes or no question.

Her statements can be translated in one of two ways:
- She doesn't want you to come over tonight... but doesn't want you to complain if she says no.

-or-

- She thinks you should be more assertive and TELL her that you are coming over tonight.


......... of course any man who says that he can translate woman-speak is living in a fantasy world

 

[buksoon]

Re: Re: Chicks piss me off with their games!

"If I say that I'm thirsty...that means that if there is anyone in the room with a glass of water I want a sip" (White Men Cant Jump)

But in that case she had drymouthiness, and wanted a sympathetic ear. Someone to share with her the experience of drymouthiness.

(I love Woody Harrelson. All about Cheers reruns after midnight!)

 

[Big Brother Val]

Doesn't it remind you of being in elementary school?

Where you'd write a girl a note and put two boxes on it... and say do you like me? Check YES or NO.

And they'd draw their own extra box and put MAYBE.

It's the same game... just a more advanced version of it.

She's either pissy at you for something... she wants to hear you confirm that you want to come over... she wants to fight, just so you can "make up"... she wants you to be more assertive... or any other selection of several hundred possibilities.

I don't think we'll ever know why, Frorider...

 

[Binky]

Doesn't it remind you of being in elementary school?

Where you'd write a girl a note and put two boxes on it... and say do you like me? Check YES or NO.

And they'd draw their own extra box and put MAYBE.

It's the same game... just a more advanced version of it.

...

Hahahahah! This is friggin priceless!
You've nailed it on the head!

 

[Citruscide]

Re: Re: Chicks piss me off with their games!

Her statements can be translated in one of two ways:
- She doesn't want you to come over tonight... but doesn't want you to complain if she says no.

-or-

- She thinks you should be more assertive and TELL her that you are coming over tonight.


......... of course any man who says that he can translate woman-speak is living in a fantasy world

Good dig.

C

 

[casavant]

Sucks how that type of shit can really eat at you, then you get pissed at yourself because you even give a fuck. That's me, anyway. I remember from another thread you said that things weren't going too well with her. Hope you get it worked out, bro.

How's that cycle coming? I'm going to start my first sometime this winter ($$$).

 

[M56M]

So I just talked to the girlfriend. I asked her if she wanted me to come over and stay the night tonight. She said I should if I want to. I said yes I want to, that's why I asked, but it would be pointless to come over if she didn't want to see me. She told me I was being weird and acting like a girl.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! All I asked was if she wanted me to come over tonight. Somehow that turns into a war of semantics. Either you want to see me or you don't. And then to try to turn that shit back around on me by calling me a girl. I hate chick games! If I ask if you want to get together tonight, that's pretty much a yes or no question.

Wow, reading this is actually freaky, that shit use to happen all the time when i started going out with my girl. Its like they make you feel like the bitch 'for giving a fuck' but then when you don't care there is something wrong with you!!! I don't get it, you like her so you try to prove it by wanting to see her, but then you are acting like a "girl". I really fucking hate the games bitches play. How long have you been with her?

M56M

 

[tripleV]

So you really hate chick games..i mean really?

 

[Lao Tzu]

if she wants you there, then all is good.
if she doesn't, then just curl up in the fetal position in her bed and alternate between crying and thumb sucking.

jesus, that was hilarious.
in a barely audible voice, ask her for a juice box of hi-c next time that happens.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

She's pissed about the bald head isn't she?

 

[M56M]

not all games but...

So you really hate chick games..i mean really?

All depends the games, i mean woman hate when you treat them like shit, but to be honest that seems like the only way you get them to treat you good. TOOOOO many times, you treat a woman good, and she takes advantage...(at least my own personal experiences...)

THEN AGAIN THERE IS GAMES I LIKE.... !!! but those come after the fights...so maybe fighting isn't that bad!!!

M56M

 

[Lao Tzu]

double post

 

[frorider6]

She may very well be pissed but trying to act all indifferent about it. I said I might stay over last night after the game but I was tired and just wanted to be in my own bed. (I can't sleep well in her house because her fucking dog barks at random times in the night).

That's another thing that pisses me off about women. If you don't want to do something, then tell me. Don't do it because I want to and then bitch or roll your eyes the whole time. I'm secure enough in myself to be told "I'd rather just sit and watch tv by myself tonight, thanks."

I'll be ranting more......

 

[frorider6]

Also, I'm plenty assertive with this girl. I tell her how I feel, if I do/don't want to do something, etc.

Now she's kissing my ass cause she knows I'm pissed at her for playing that little game. Well, tough. I don't feel like seeing her tonight. I guess I'll just go home and dream about buksoon.

 

[danielson]

Doesn't it remind you of being in elementary school?

Where you'd write a girl a note and put two boxes on it... and say do you like me? Check YES or NO.

And they'd draw their own extra box and put MAYBE.

ahahahaha

 

[frorider6]

Sucks how that type of shit can really eat at you, then you get pissed at yourself because you even give a fuck. That's me, anyway. I remember from another thread you said that things weren't going too well with her. Hope you get it worked out, bro.

How's that cycle coming? I'm going to start my first sometime this winter ($$$).

Well, this sin't the anabolic board but I'll still give a quick update.

My biggest mistake was not adding in some Eq to this run (my first). As understand it, it would lessen the pain of the sust shots. Also, my appetite has been shit and I understand that the Eq would also help this. Also, I've had 2 bouts of sust flu. Don't tell me I imagined it. I had a 101 degree fever both times.

I've gained 6 pounds in 2 weeks (poor appetite and sust flu hindered gains) from the D-Bol and I think I'm starting to feel the sust kick in. A bit more quick on the road rage temper and if a sexual thought ever remotely crosses my mind, I can't stand up.

 

[Kryp2o]

I adhere to the 3 rules of the Cleaver.

#1) Ask a question - If she doesn't answer right away, chop one of her arms off.

#2) Ask again, if she hesitates to answer, chop her other arm off.

#3) Ask one final time, if she is crying or whatnot, decapitate her.

It really makes life easier.

As always . . . good rules to live by.

 

[Sushi X]

you could roll her up in sourdough and place her in a furnace and after a half hour or so add some fruit filling and some vanilla ice cream and enjoy.

 

[KA-BAR]

I got lucky my present girlfriend who will hopefully be my wife is the best I have ever had.

Just hang in there till a "woman" comes along who doesn't play games...

good luck

dg

Key Words. BE MY WIFE. Dont do it if you like to have sex. J/J

 

[KA-BAR]

get used to it.

Get used to it. I stop trying to figure out women. I even read that book men are from mars and women are from venus still dont understand.

 

[Celt]

Maybe she doesn't care.....

Maybe she isn't too worried about seeing you, because she knows that she is in store for the same kind of evening that has become the norm in your relationship.

Be assertive, and take her ass out. If this isn't the case, then she is fucking with you, and you need to follow the rules laid out by Satanic Goatslayer.

 

[DamnRedneck]

Go out an' fuck another girl. If you cain't do that, then go out an' fuck some farm animals. As many as possible. You start forgettin' 'bout her and she'll git all blabbery. Shit won't happen no more.