In an Al Pacino voice, "Everytime I try to get out, they (EF Fitness Board) suck me back in."
I was calm and one with the universe. Now, I'm seriously aroused and frustrated.
It's good to know that my dick still rules me with an iron fist. One day I will be like the Vulcans. Pictures of chicks making out with each other will do nothing for me. Ok, I'm lying it's never going to happen. I'm pathetic.