The thing about the unfinished basement with a bar cracked me up, my cousin and her husband have one haha. But they did it the other way around, she got pregnant, they got married.
But seriously, anyone who is dumb enough to marry a bore of a woman like that fuckin deserves it. Maybe its just me but I wouldn't marry someone that was shallow with no aspirations. But maybe thats because I'm not shallow and I have aspirations in life.