Chick hottness rating chart

[Yarg!]

I made up this unique chart. Print it out and carry it with you whenever you go so you can make an accurate assesment of a girl, OK:

All girls can be rated from 1-10 (10 being HOLY SHIT ELISHA CUTHBERT hot, to 1 being Rosie O Donell with a salami hot).

Items and their standings on a girl's looks:

Tank top- +1 (subtract .5 or lower if a girl falls under 5 or lower)
Daisy dukes- + 2 (subtract .5 if a girl falls under 5 or lower)
French petticure- +2
Dyed 'extreme colors' hair (extremely red, extremely black, blonde, etc) +1
Glasses +1 (-.5 if 5 or lower)
High heels - +1
Short secretary esque skirt- +2.5
Bustier - +2 (-5 if 5 or lower)
Bikini - +2 (-4 if 5 or lower)
Thong + 3 (-4 if 5 or lower)
Black eyeliner- +3!
A lollipop- +3 (-4..)
Pigtail- +2
Braces- -1.5
Tight pants- +1 (-2)
Evening gown (+3)
Tattoo on the back +2 (-2)
A souped up car +3
A Beatle +1
A bike- +15
Tied around the waiste, shirt- +3 (-3)

Then subract 1.5.

So.. lets say if a chick walks down the road, and shes a 7 based on her face/body. But she was wearing a thong, had braces, really blonde hair and a tat on her back. She would be a 8/10. I am really bored as you can see. g'nite.

 

[hardrock]

lol

 

[awittyusername]

My friend and I used to rate girls on the number of drinks it would take to have sex with them. For example, a 6 would be a girl you needed to down a 6-pack to be able to hit it.

Of course, in reality a cough drop would have worked with most of them