Chef! - You Fucking Super Slueth You!!!!

[Werd]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

This will be our *little* secret.... that is, until my friends get the actual invitations...

BISOUS mon ami.

And underneath all the glitz and celebrity bullshit - he loves me and I love him.

"Simple - Shmimple"

 

[ChefWide]

He is a lot more influential fellow than you let on, that's for sure. Very impressive. Mazel Tov.

 

[Werd]

*Blush*

He chose me above all others.... And I chose him.

I never EVER lie about jack shit.... EVER.

Anyone who has ever met me knows that I admit to my flaws, am the first to admit when I am wrong, and never ever EVER make shit up.

Yea.... I should be going to the Arnold's in style. LOL

 

[HG Pennypacker]

This is why they have private messages. So that the rest of us don't have the blood drained from our brains after reading nonsense like this.

 

[bran987]

yeah this was kind of boring

 

[Buddy_Christ]

This is why they have private messages. So that the rest of us don't have the blood drained from our brains after reading nonsense like this.

 

[TheProject]

This is why they have private messages. So that the rest of us don't have the blood drained from our brains after reading nonsense like this.

 

[Werd]

Neener neener neeeeeeeeeeeener!

 

[Y_lifter]

YO George..

Is the Private Message function down ?




Your's in SmartAssness

Y_Lifter

 

[Werd]

YO George..

Is the Private Message function down ?




Your's in SmartAssness

Y_Lifter

*Blows a big FAT fuckin' razzzzzzzzzzzzzberry at Ylifter*



OK... I'll tell you guys who it is.


It's Randy from Bowflex. His real last name is Myron Gefiltefish. He changed it to Randy for obvious professional reasosn.

 

[Y_lifter]

OK.. Now we got the WHO

Yet we still don't have (No care about) the WTF..

 

[ChefWide]

My invovement in this thread has been disavowed, Mr. Phelps.

 

[Werd]

My invovement in this thread has been disavowed, Mr. Phelps.

This thread will self-destruct in 5.... 4.... 3.....

Ylifter, you are just jealous because Randy dumped you for me.

 

[TheProject]

YO George..

Is the Private Message function down ?




Your's in SmartAssness

Y_Lifter

Shouldn't that be "Yours in SmartAssery"?

 

[The_Ghost]

*Blush*



Yea.... I should be going to the Arnold's in style. LOL

A trip to the Arnold would make a wonderful wedding gift to a great Canadian guy

 

[Werd]

A trip to the Arnold would make a wonderful wedding gift to a great Canadian guy

LOL check your PM's in a few silly.... since you are fucking blowing my bday party off!


heheheheheee

 

[The_Ghost]

LOL check your PM's in a few silly.... since you are fucking blowing my bday party off!


heheheheheee

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL check your PM's in a few silly.... since you are fucking blowing my bday party off!

How the hell can he check them when they obviously aren't working,
DUH !

 

[Werd]

How the hell can he check them when they obviously aren't working,
DUH !

Is this your pathetic attempt of requesting a PM?!

*NARF*

I wouldda sent you one anyways.

 

[digger]

Werd and Chefwide
sittin' in a tree...


C'mon, if you know you aren't going to spit it out, it's not nice to tease. We've already ruled out Guccione; who else fits "Mr. Big's" description?

 

[Y_lifter]

Sha-winngg

 

[The_Ghost]

Werd and Chefwide
sittin' in a tree...


C'mon, if you know you aren't going to spit it out, it's not nice to tease. We've already ruled out Guccione; who else fits "Mr. Big's" description?

I know, I know, I know

 

[Y_lifter]

And to think I was only joking about the Suger Daddy stuff..

 

[Forge]

*Blows a big FAT fuckin' razzzzzzzzzzzzzberry at Ylifter*



OK... I'll tell you guys who it is.


It's Randy from Bowflex. His real last name is Myron Gefiltefish. He changed it to Randy for obvious professional reasosn.

So wait, are you saying your mister wonderful is one of those guys in the bowflex commercials? It can't be the young preppy bastard with the all teeth smile, he is too young. Is it the older guy with the deeper voice? I haven't seen the commercial in awhile...

 

[Smurfy]

wait i thought she said her man has never seen the inside of a gym? how can he be featured on a bowflex commercial? those guys are JACKEd!!!

 

[Werd]

wait i thought she said her man has never seen the inside of a gym? how can he be featured on a bowflex commercial? those guys are JACKEd!!!

LOL "jacked" is hardly the word to describe my man...

Kind, respectful, compassionate, razor-sharp wit, loving father, devoted friend, decent, self-made, waits on me hand and foot.... and holymotherofGod can HE EAT PUSSY!

That's my man.

I be one happy woman.

Digger.... I'll forward you the PM Cheffie sent me that sparked this thread. Funny thing? I showed the page to my kids telling them that I had something neat to show them. When they saw all the pics they were actually annoyed with me. "MOM! What is the big deal? That is only *insert my guy's name here*!"

... and that is what matters most. I don't care about press, celebrity bullshit. None of that ever impressed me. All I care about is who he is TO US.