Checking In:we Got Some More Towelheads Today

[TALIBAN KILLER]

HELLO ELITEFITNESS,

WE HAVE REPORTS OF 20 TARGETS HIT TODAY.WE ARE DESTROYING THOSE PUSSIES..ITS FUN TO SEE THEM SCRAMBLE WHEN WE FLY OUR B-52`S OVERHEAD.

WE WENT OUT TODAY IN AN AC-130..........I GOT 23 KILLS MYSELF.YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT......THE 40 MM GATILN GUNS TORE RIGHT THROUGH THE TOWELS LIKE A NAIL BEING HAMMERED THROUGH JELLO...........THE LITTLE RED SPURTS MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!


ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A FUN FILLED DAY.

WE ARE DOING OUR JOB.AND WE LOVE IT.

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT.

 

[WODIN]

Steel Beast at least turn off the all caps keys. Is your ego THAT BIG!

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

WE CALL OUR TANKS STELL BEASTS.........M1A1`S,JUST WAIT UNTIL WE DEPLOY THOSE BAD BOYS!!!!!!!


MORE TOWELHEAD BLASTING WITH LASER GUIDED PRECISION!

 

[Balls of Steel]

LOL.

 

[Weapon X]

At least he has fewer nonsensical quotes in his sig than The Steel Breast has...

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

I WISH YOU GUYS WERE HERE WITH ME.


GUESS WHAT MY COMPANY AND I DID TODAY AFTER WE SHOT SOME TOWELHEADS?


WE WERE HUNGRY SO WE TOOK THOSE FOOD RATIONS WE DROPPED AND MADE A MEAL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!


I SWEAR THEY TASTE LIKE MOMS HOME COOKING........

WHAT WE DIDNT EAT,WE PISSED ON AND PUT MEAT ALL IN THEM AND SENT THEM BACK!!!

THEY NEED TO EAT TOO YOU KNOW!

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

SO ANY NEWS IN AMERICA?

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE THE WORST JOB,



CLEANING UP THE SPLATTERED REMAINS OF THE TALIBAN AND THEIR TOWELHEADED FRIENDS!!!


OH WELL............HEHEHE...........AT THE GYM ILL CLEAN THE MESS UP I MAKE, BUT NOT HERE.........HEHEHEHE

 

[Revenant]

Somebody's been sailing with the Cap'n.

Cap'n fockin Morgan.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

YOU KNOW,

WE WERE THINKING OF GETTING DRUNK AND GETTING SOME AFGHANY WOMEN.........BUT THIER COOTERS STINK TOO BAD!

SO ITS A NO GO.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

THE STEEL BEAST,MONEYBAGS,JOHNNY ZAMPON ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!


I KNOW THEY ALL SUPPORT ME!!!

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

BUMP FOR CHESTY

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

BUMP FOR THAT CRAZY TALIBAN HATER FRACKAL!

 

[Bodhidogma]

your gay.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

AND YOU ARE UNAMERICAN TRASH...........


YOU PEACE PROTESTER.......SHOULDNT YOU BE TYING YOURSELF TO A TREE OR MARCHING OR SMOKING WEED OR SOMETHING.

 

[Crazier]

What's wrong with smoking weed?
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[TALIBAN KILLER]

SMOKING WEED BREEDS LANGUIDNESS AND IS USELESS IN BATTLE!!!!!!!

 

[Bodhidogma]

your right, i'm not american....and i think i will go light a bat right now.

 

[Raghead Remover]

Now now TK, I am a firm supporter of your views of eliminating the vile towelhead clad beast from the face of the earth and appreciate your efforts but, let's keep the magnificent herb out of the discussion.

Free The Herb, Kill the Towelheads!!

 

[Crazier]

Yeah... Kill all the Taliban Towelheads you want...

BUT LEAVE MY DAMN POT OUT OF THIS!!!

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[TALIBAN KILLER]

YEAH FREE THE HERB......KILL THE TOWELHEADS!!!!



BODIGHMA IS A TERRORIST,JUST LIKE MUSCLEBRAINS!

WHEN I WAS IN AFGHANISTAN THEY SUNG A MUSLIM HYMN WITH PUFF DADDY AND THAT WIGGER WHO IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR THE LIMPING BISCUITS OR WHATEVER.


OH WELL BOMB THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bodhidogma]

BODIGHMA IS A TERRORIST

fuck. you got me. asshole.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

GOOD. NOW GO BACK TO CHASING THE KITTENS AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER.