Check this out- I got this message on my machine today.

[BigRedCat]

OK, this is really weird. This telemarketer(well I assume that is what he was) called and left this message:
"Hi Jack(not my name or anyone else living here),
I'm not sure I got the right # but anyway you wanted me to call and let you know how my home morgate went, well it was great, they really fixed me up and gave me the best rate going blah blah blah , maybe you should give them a call too! The # is blah blah.."

I cannot believe they think that is gonna work. Fucking hate telemarketers. I usually tell them I am on my way out the door to bangladesh and to call back in 6 months.

 

[flex123]

sorry man. I though the machine voice didn't should like my uncle jack. But seriously the mortgage went great. I really advice you look into it.

http://www.eloan.com/

 

[Frackal]

LOL what a bunch of bullshit, you should prank them back in a similar fashion.

 

[augastes_stiranko]

I used to be a telemarketing scammer for 2 years running a small company. If you are a good saleperson and have good manipulating techniques you can make a shit load of money. Montreal is the leader in telemarketing fraud. During my 2 years I was cashing in over 200 K US per year and that's very little compared to what other companies are making. There are companies out there that are making millions per year, but most of them hate what they are doing, but the money is awesome. The reason I stopped was because my company got raided and had to pay a 50K fine. If you want to make easy money, telemarketing is by far the easiest way. It takes less than 500 $ to get started and you can be thousands within your first week.

 

[BigRedCat]

I hope all telemarketers burn in the fiery pits of bin laden's ass! No offense, I just cant stand that shit. Your right, they make lots of cash that is for sure- I knew a young guy who had a telemarketing business he ran from his house. Guy was like 25 and had 2 Benz and a Viper. Bastard.


Karma's a bitch. Scamming people comes back at you sooner or later.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I hope all telemarketers burn in the fiery pits of bin laden's ass! No offense, I just cant stand that shit. Your right, they make lots of cash that is for sure- I knew a young guy who had a telemarketing business he ran from his house. Guy was like 25 and had 2 Benz and a Viper. Bastard.


Karma's a bitch. Scamming people comes back at you sooner or later.

Nice qoute from fight club.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I never get random telemarketing calls

 

[BigRedCat]

Poor you. What is your #, we can sign you up for the 2-5 calls a day that I get from these bastards. They are mostly home morgate people. Umm...I rent an apartment and I am a broke ass, I cannot afford a home, especially not here. Yet, they continue to call.

 

[AAP]

OK, this is really weird. This telestalker(well I assume that is what he was) called and left this message:
"Hi Jack(not my name or anyone else living here. Mainly because I gave the bitch a fake name at the bar),
I'm not sure I got the right # but anyway you wanted me to call and let you know how my rectum repair surgery went, well it was great, they really fixed me up and gave me the confidence of knowing that I wasn't the only one you sent here blah blah blah , maybe you should give me a call soon! The # is blah blah.."

I cannot believe he thought that is gonna work. Fucking hate telestalkers. I usually tell them I am on my way out the door to san francisco and to call back in 6 months only if he won the lottery.

 

[BigRedCat]

haha. Damn, rectum repair, that would be a bit more disturbing to hear on your machine.

 

[AAP]

WHEN I GET A TELEMARKETING PHONE CALL, I ALWAYS SAY...

"IS THIS A TELEMARKETER? IT IS? GEE, I BET YOU WISH YOU LISTENED TO YOUR PARENTS AND GOTTEN YOURSELF AN EDUCATION."

 

[AAP]

P.S. I HEAR RECTUM RELATED MESSAGES ALL THE TIME ON MY MACHINE. I GUESS I GOT A FAULTY MACHINE FROM THE FACTORY.

THEY USUALLY GO ALONG THE LINES OF...

"YO, YOU FIND MY ASS OVER THERE? CAUSE IT SURE AIN'T BACK HERE. YOU KNOCKED IT THE HELL OFF"

OR...

"IF YOU FREE TONIGHT, HOW ABOUT ME BRING MY SWEET ASS OVER AND YOU CAN WORK ON IT."

 

[TheStromba]

I rarely answer my home phone now because of these bastards.

If you people really know me, then they know my cell number.

 

[augastes_stiranko]

When a telemarketer calls my place I play back their questions in reverse and totally mind fucked them. sinse I was and till am a master telemarketer it's very fun to play around with some of those people. Any by the way most telemarketers have no education at all from college, but they are making 10 times more money than what doctors are making and some make much much more that that. That's if you own a company by the way. When you work for a company you will make very little money because the bosses steal from the employes as well as their customers. there are many ways of being a telemarketing scammer in a way that's totally legal and legit if you set up the business right. I'm thinking of going back in the business. there is just too much money to be made because there are alot of awfully dumb people out there who believe anything you tell them.