If by ebony hook up you mean "3 Large scoops of chocolate,double choc and triple choc ice-cream between 2 massive chocolate fudge brownies drizzled with the richest white chocolate sauce and a side of waffle balls, strawberries, and marshmallows and a cookies and cream thickshake .. Then sure I'm having a "ebony hook up"

.. I've been waiting 2 months for this