Changing Rooms / While you were out.

[john937]

The one I saw recently was a bedroom done with an Egyptian theme.
Yeah right, lets make and English victorian cottage look like a pharoh's tomb!
They painted the walls black and gold, cut out a cardboard "Eye of Horas" all c covered in gold foil. They put papyrus leaves on the ceiling fan...tacky...too tacky for words...

I think my favorite was the children's room.
They do great children's rooms. Painted a park and forest and clouds on the walls, and made furniture into play stations. The best was a large upholstered chaise lounge go made into a pretend race car...now that was cool!.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my bitch is always saying how I treat women with less respect, but the fucking bitches on that show think they are the shit and they SUCK at designing.
The gay old dude in denial always does country and I HATE that.
the one gay guy that does all the stuff against what everyone wants is hit or miss, sometimes good, sometimes not.
Vern, the little asian guy, he is good - esp the little kids room he did.
there is a scary flaming guy that does horrible things - I hate his hair.

I'm probably forgetting some.

Paige is a cutie though.

 

[john937]

The guy with the hair- shown here with his wife to show how straight he is:

And Mexican - they're constantly doing rooms over Mexican,
cause it gives them permission to paint everything with bright clashing colors
and load the room with cheap decorative trash they picked up at garage sales.

Is the "Page" woman you're hot for the one that was preggers for half the season?
They filmed several episodes trying to hide her belly,
finally gave up and showed her crawling around on the floor rolling paint with he belly dragging the ground.
In the most recent I think she's had her baby and back down to size now.

I know what you mean about the decorator with the hair and bad teeth. He's pretty bad, but my all time worst is the short haired lesbian, Laura McCree, that does over all rooms in purple.

If you see this woman on your doorstep, GET YOUR GUN.
No matter what people ask for she comes up with a purple solution, and people hate it but she keeps insisting.
She redid a bedroom in an English cottage (all very victorian antiques), and she replaced everything by painting the wood floors white , walls purple, and created a "lighting module" made of wire construction rebar and rocks. the owner HATED it, called it trash, started crying, said she would rip it out the same day.

 

[HappyScrappy]

http://www.happy-everything.com/paige_davis/

 

[HappyScrappy]

one of the best episodes, but it is HARD to watch...

they find these two neighbors that are these bitches that live out in the suburbs and have nothing to do, so they decide they want to be decorators - but they are like Home Depot decorators, no real talent other than painting and picking out fabric, and even then not so great (they showed some of the painful shit they wanted).

they then of course though they were the shit and fought the "real" decorators (who aren't that much better) so it was just a big ego clash.

it was painful, yet fascinating.

there are so many people out there that I hate.
I think I should get my own show where I'm allowed to just bring people on and beat them with a bat.
I know people would watch.

 

[john937]

Yes, Paige, I like her. She's not the pregnent one.
That's Carol smiley from BBC Changing Rooms