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HG Pennypacker
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I often wish that I was a Sikh Indian. For those of you who are dimwits, that's pronounced "seek". Here are a few of my reasons, although the list is seemingly endless.
1. It sounds much cooler than what I am now, which is an idiot.
2. They seem very up to date on the latest fashion trends and cultural standards.
3. If I didn't feel like taking a shower one day, I could slap on my turban and no one would know my hair is messed up.
4. I could beat people, at random, and tell the police "hey, I'm a Sikh Indian. That's what we do in our culture."
5. I could take off on all of the cool Sikh holidays.
6. I could have an arranged marriage to a hot Sikh broad.
7. No more razor burn because I would never have to shave. Just my ass, I guess.
8. I like the word "injun" and I could have people call me that.
I guess the one drawback I can think of is it would be difficult to play cowboys and indians with my children. We would all be indians. Literally. We would have no one to be the cowboys.
1. It sounds much cooler than what I am now, which is an idiot.
2. They seem very up to date on the latest fashion trends and cultural standards.
3. If I didn't feel like taking a shower one day, I could slap on my turban and no one would know my hair is messed up.
4. I could beat people, at random, and tell the police "hey, I'm a Sikh Indian. That's what we do in our culture."
5. I could take off on all of the cool Sikh holidays.
6. I could have an arranged marriage to a hot Sikh broad.
7. No more razor burn because I would never have to shave. Just my ass, I guess.
8. I like the word "injun" and I could have people call me that.
I guess the one drawback I can think of is it would be difficult to play cowboys and indians with my children. We would all be indians. Literally. We would have no one to be the cowboys.
