...cause I'll fight ya.

[Nathan]

And don't for a second think I won't either...fight ya that is. Right then.

Here's a joke for ya:

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I'll want a regular banana later...so...yeah.

I assure you that that is, in fact, funny stuff. So how 'bout you go fuck yourselves? Huh? How 'bout that? Fuck right on off.

 

[bdog527]

lol-welcome back.

It's been a little quiter here since you left and took your incoherent ramblings with you.

Please stay.

 

[Nathan]

You got the joke huh? Well, good dammit.
Hopefully I snagged myself a desk job and so will be on a whole heap more so that I can make an ass of myself in internet land more frequently.
Also, for some reason I always associate the smell of bleach with jizz. I just want children everywhere to know that.

I do declare that I'm feeling warmed up to this whole posting nonsense again so look the fuck out.

 

[bdog527]

quieter...it's been quieter that is.

 

[TheProject]

I don't get it.

 

[Nathan]

Worst thread ever.

Who's the ugly and possibly (by that I of course mean probably) homosexual fellow in your avatar?

 

[SuperShredder]

ok man id u =say so, ilkl fi=ghy too., im drunk resl drunk so brb klok

 

[Bullit]

Worst thread ever.

 

[Nathan]

I don't get it.

When the frozen banana thaws out, it'll be a regular banana.

I wonder if drinking gasoline can get you high.

 

[Big Johnson]

Too bad if the banana were cooked it would still be cooked later on.

 

[Bullit]

Who's the ugly and possibly (by that I of course mean probably) homosexual fellow in your avatar?

Project.

What a homo.

 

[Nathan]

Project.

What a homo.

Really? I always thought that guy looked way uglier in his other pictures, and by "way uglier" I of course mean stupid and gay and retarded and looks like an ugbo. Thank you and goodnight.

 

[rsnoble]

i got a banana

 

[Ffactor]

Gay!

 

[TheProject]

Project.

What a homo.

Hey Bullit, just for you...

Hello, pot? This is kettle...

 

[AAP]

Welcome back nathan.

 

[supersizeme]

somebody ban this asshole. he always forces the green hippo into acts of oral pleasure thus limiting whoever's using green hippo to only two balls that round. and they're not even as big as the standard white ones that come with the game. dick

 

[Bullit]

Hello, pot? This is kettle...

lol.
Whats that... 58?

 

[TheProject]

somebody ban this asshole. he always forces the green hippo into acts of oral pleasure thus limiting whoever's using green hippo to only two balls that round. and they're not even as big as the standard white ones that come with the game. dick

Dude, don't fucking say that! EF Sam will think you're serious, and he'll get banned!!!

And Bullit? 3.

 

[Nathan]

somebody ban this asshole. he always forces the green hippo into acts of oral pleasure thus limiting whoever's using green hippo to only two balls that round. and they're not even as big as the standard white ones that come with the game. dick

I think you meant the blue hippo asshole. Everyone knows that there is nothing even remotely sexual about the green hippo. It's just too damn green you understand.

Having said that, my bowels seem to be humming along at a normal pace, a statement that is supported by the periodic emission of methane from a sphincter muscle nestled between my gluteus maximus muscles. This sphincter muscle is commonly referred to as the rectum. The rectum operates by controlling the outflow of both gases and solid waste materials that are the result of the digestive processes that occur within all mammals. Feces is probably the most common waste material that is ejected through the rectum, and for good reason. You see, with each meal the body must extract the parts of the food that supply energy and much needed nutrients, as well as discard the remaining parts that cannot be used by the body. /and this is where feces enters the picture.

 

[TheProject]

Oh shit, he's making longer posts.

Next thing you know, we'll be back to these multi page diatribes about God knows what that are lacking paragraphs and proper punctuation.

 

[Nathan]

Oh shit, he's making longer posts.

Next thing you know, we'll be back to these multi page diatribes about God knows what that are lacking paragraphs and proper punctuation.

Don't think everyone here doesn't see right through you my man. Everyone knows my cock is huge, but what about yours? Could yours possibly be as large? The answer is inevitably no and that bothers you. So, um, go fuck yourself. How 'bout them apples?

P.S. I'm falling in love with you all over again.

 

[TheProject]

Don't think everyone here doesn't see right through you my man. Everyone knows my cock is huge, but what about yours? Could yours possibly be as large? The answer is inevitably no and that bothers you. So, um, go fuck yourself. How 'bout them apples?

P.S. I'm falling in love with you all over again.

I love you too, Butterpants.

And everyone knows the key is not length, but girth.

 

[Bullit]

I love you too, Butterpants.

And everyone knows the key is not length, but girth.

NICE!!

Thats a load off my mind, cuz Im like 1" long but thick as a coke can.

 

[the nature boy]

isn't it odd that as soon as nathan left DUSTY appeared then when DUSTY got banned nathan reappeared?

Nathan = DUSTY

welcome back nUSTY or Dathan

 

[Bullit]

nUSTY FOR MOD

 

[the nature boy]

Nature Boy, you make me all wet when you pull that Columbo act.

Colombo? how about someone more sexy..... like Perry Mason.

 

[Ffactor]

Nathan, have you ever smelled your asshole. Could you post a pic of it sir, if you don't mind. We would love to see it and dream about inserting various utensils into it like a spatula or a blender perhaps!

 

[HANSEL]

Hey Bullit, just for you...

Hello, pot? This is kettle...

HAHA

 

[AAP]

"Butterpants" <---- LOL

 

[Ffactor]

Hey Bullit, just for you...

Hello, pot? This is kettle...

Oh shit, not again!

 

[gymtime]

If NayNay's back, I guess I might come back. Got a new work-from-home gig starting here soon.

Some of you need a spanking.

 

[biteme]

And don't for a second think I won't either...fight ya that is. Right then.

Here's a joke for ya:

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I'll want a regular banana later...so...yeah.

I assure you that that is, in fact, funny stuff. So how 'bout you go fuck yourselves? Huh? How 'bout that? Fuck right on off.

Good to hear from you. Where have you been?

 

[bwood]

nathan...job...wtf???

what kind of job does our fuzzy little hero have???

ketchup flow rate testing??? taint deodorant testing sniffing duties??? checking gay porn for quality control???

we wanna know nathan!!!

 

[Ffactor]

Where you at Nate Dog?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Colombo? how about someone more sexy..... like Perry Mason.

I was thinking more Ironside than Perry Mason.

Skip that, make it Mrs. Columbo.

 

[SAGAT]

so who's gonna fight him. i mean, come on

 

[hardrock]

so who's gonna fight him. i mean, come on

Are you kidding me? You can't even get near him once those windmills start spinning.

Welcome back Gaythan.

 

[SAGAT]

Are you kidding me? You can't even get near him once those windmills start spinning.

Welcome back Gaythan.

 

[slickdadd]

lol@butterpants

DUSTY R.I.P.

 

[the nature boy]

DUSTY R.I.P.

pourin my Juice Box for my fallen DUSTY.

 

[Bullit]

I DUSTY

 

[slickdadd]

I've got a DUSTY tattoo.