Catheterized; NOT FUN

[ExtraMile]

i had one when i had a brain tumour, but it was just because i couldnt leave the bed or even more afterwards, the thing felt so wierd i couldnt piss at all so they had to take it out and give me like these cardboard bottle things for me to piss in. damn that thing hurt taking it out, im glad i was unconcious when they put it in!

what caused that kidney/bladder stone thing? i dont wanna ever have to go through that whole dick pipe thing...

 

[chewyxrage]

holy shit dude, I was squirming just reading that


Why did you say don't drink too much milk?

 

[Mr. dB]

holy shit dude, I was squirming just reading that


Why did you say don't drink too much milk?

Calcium

 

[Mr. dB]

Shit, that pipe'd be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway for me.

 

[nefertiti]

Must be hugely worse for guys than girls. I had to have one put in when I had a reaction to a cream I was prescribed for a UTI that swelled my urethra shut (taken me years to figure out I can't tolerate propylene glycol) I literally was incapable of even peeing a drop. When it got inserted I all could think was "blessed relief," barely noticed when I had it removed. Oddest thing was I could feel the catheter jabbing the back of my bladder after the swelling went down. The nurse wondered if they put in a guy version

I would have thought women had smaller urethras than men ...

I had one put in when I was in the ICU in high school. Like you, it wasn't all that unpleasant. A hair uncomfortable going in but not all that noticeable afterwards. I've heard before how terrible it is for guys though.

 

[canadianhitman]

I had one put in when I was in the ICU in high school. Like you, it wasn't all that unpleasant. A hair uncomfortable going in but not all that noticeable afterwards. I've heard before how terrible it is for guys though.

It's a night and day difference...look at all the bends that have to be negotiated in the male urethra:

http://legacy.owensboro.kctcs.edu/GCaplan/anat2/notes/Image616.gif

Now look at the simple straigth shot it is from the female urethra to the bladder:

http://www.riversideonline.com/source/images/image_popup/w7_urinarysystem.jpg

 

[chris302001]

Must be hugely worse for guys than girls. I had to have one put in when I had a reaction to a cream I was prescribed for a UTI that swelled my urethra shut (taken me years to figure out I can't tolerate propylene glycol) I literally was incapable of even peeing a drop. When it got inserted I all could think was "blessed relief," barely noticed when I had it removed. Oddest thing was I could feel the catheter jabbing the back of my bladder after the swelling went down. The nurse wondered if they put in a guy version

I would have thought women had smaller urethras than men ...

about the same caliber, but our urethra is prolly 4-5x as long, we have two sphincters as opposed to one, and a prostate which can be tricky to navigate. But probably most importantly, chicks tend to tolerate discomfort better than we do. Guys are especially whiney about their junk. No offense to any good bro's, its just how we are.

 

[musclemom]

about the same caliber, but our urethra is prolly 4-5x as long, we have two sphincters as opposed to one, and a prostate which can be tricky to navigate. But probably most importantly, chicks tend to tolerate discomfort better than we do. Guys are especially whiney about their junk. No offense to any good bro's, its just how we are.

OMG, if I wasn't going with a whole spiritual theme siggy wise I'd siggy that, can't believe I actually saw a guy, especially a doctor, put it in print!

However, that being said, I personally know some gay guys who must have dicks made of gristle because they do some positively vicious things to their junk.

And frankly, the idea of anything sharp in the vicinity of MY junk, uh uh, hell no. Gives me wiggly legs.

 

[chris302001]

lol well its true

 

[PICK3]

about the same caliber, but our urethra is prolly 4-5x as long[/I]

Or, in my case ... 10-15x as long

just sayin'