Funny you mention that. We did that this past Wednesday. What a fucking disaster for me! The wife and kids wanted out of their usual diet routine. They all said they wanted to IHOP. Fine!!!! We all go! FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!! Maybe for me because of the Tren. Ok...here is the story.
We get there and there are only a handful of people there. One booth is a old couple with their grandsons. The MOST FUCKING UGLIEST FUCKING KIDS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! I wanted to go over there and punch these little fuckers in the face!!! I mean....the kids were not only out of fucking shape! But had HUUUUUUGE fucking heads! And they had hair that literally looked like a fucking wig! Not to mention that they had the weirdest looking cat shaped eyes! FUCKING SPOOKY!!!! They were pissing me off. And they wouldn't shut the fuck up! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! My little girls aren't like that. Why the fuck are these little shits like that!? Fucking undisciplned fuckers!
Anyways! Back to my hellacious story. Then at another booth there is women there with fucking 5 kids!!!!! Yes 5!!!!!!! Bitch looks like she had each kid one after and all little girls. And fucking snots!!! And not to mention the bitch was pregnant. So go figure! fucking 6 fuckers with her!!! NICE!!!! Anyways......she is fucking assking for so much attention! She keeps getting up and walking around. Going in and out of the IHOP for no reason at all! Leaves her little girls in there causing all hell. Even my 2 girls said to me how rude those little girls are and uneducated they are.
Then this fucking bitch gets right in front of me and my wife and the old couple and grandsons and pulls out her fucking giant sagging tit too breast feed. We were all like...WTF!!!!! The old people got pissed off and left. And then this freaky nasty skinny hick bastard walks in. And plays it off like he is looking at her baby. And goes....OH! How cute the baby!!! Fucking pervert I said to him! He looks at me and says....excuse me! I said...don't act like you are looking at her baby! Your looking at her fucking tit you camn perv!!!
He immediately just walks away and leaves the IHOP! I was so fucking pissed off! Everybody in there was pissed off. Me the most because of the Tren. And even the waitress helping us was pissed off at that this " I need attention, look at me, I have 6 kids and I have big saggy tits BITCH!!!!!
ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!