Carbonated beverages

[Nathan]

I sometimes wonder what it would feel like if my testicles were filled with some carbonated beverage - preferably nothing with aspartame in it. I'm pretty damn sure I'd enjoy the constant tingling sensation. Plus, whenever I flicked my testicles I'd feel all kinds of bubbles do their thing inside my testes whereas if I flick my testicles right now nothing much happens apart from my left eye twitching, which is more or less boring. I think that once I become a kick-ass cyborg, I'll have myself upgraded to a model that carries a carbonated beverage in its testicles. It's gonna be sweet.

 

[Nathan]

Fuck the lot of you.

 

[casavant]

Fuck the lot of you.

Wouldn't that shake them up to the point of exploding?

 

[Nathan]

Wouldn't that shake them up to the point of exploding?

An excellent point. And it brings up the theoretical...um...theory that if one timed it right, they could enjoy quite a cataclysmic orgasm.

 

[i1s2c3uk]

I sometimes wonder what it would feel like if my testicles were filled with some carbonated beverage - preferably nothing with aspartame in it. I'm pretty damn sure I'd enjoy the constant tingling sensation. Plus, whenever I flicked my testicles I'd feel all kinds of bubbles do their thing inside my testes whereas if I flick my testicles right now nothing much happens apart from my left eye twitching, which is more or less boring. I think that once I become a kick-ass cyborg, I'll have myself upgraded to a model that carries a carbonated beverage in its testicles. It's gonna be sweet.

hey there nathan, that is weird that you want to know what that feels like. maybe u should shove an acorn in your penis or something, i dunno. can't help u bro.