Captain FT....check it bish...

[miplank]

Got a lil sumin' sumin' for cindy..

ballin'

 

[smurf2]

Those are some high end intimate bedroom accessories

 

[miplank]

 

[C0LUMB0]

Got a lil sumin' sumin' for cindy..

ballin'

 

[nangiggles]

guess you're so bad in bed you need all those to help out, it's ok at least you're not leaving her on her own

 

[cindylou]

wtf!

 

[cindylou]

omg

 

[miplank]

guess you're so bad in bed you need all those to help out, it's ok at least you're not leaving her on her own

 

[nangiggles]

Lolololbabydickololol

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[miplank]

 

[cindylou]

Lol, yeah right

 

[nangiggles]

Cindy is just gonna take them and go meat up with afeedz

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[WoodyO]

I'm horny

 

[miplank]

nan's just mad she'd have to get a 3rd job to buy any of that shit.

 

[nangiggles]

nan's just mad she'd have to get a 3rd job to buy any of that shit.

Can I layaway?

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[miplank]

lololololo

 

[nangiggles]

Plank left out the other half of the order....
http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/beginner's-shock-therapy--electro-sex-kit-226363

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[miplank]

Plank left out the other half of the order....
Beginner's Shock Therapy Electro-sex Kit - Vibrator Kits | Intimategadgets

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[nangiggles]

Perv

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[miplank]

rude

 

[miplank]

fuck you captain ft for ignoring a thread w/your name it you baby dick bitch

 

[Captain FT]

Fuuuuuuuuuck sorry bro I was in Hong Kong in an alcoholic haze. That's some serious shit right there. Did you have the lumbar button in the Range replaced with lelo in the seat bottom?

Baller fo sho.

 

[miplank]

I did have that modification done, but just in the passenger seat for Cindy

 

[Captain FT]

#balleralert

 

[Captain FT]

They're like the Apple of dildos only fitting you got the Mac behind them in the pic, Lolololol. I'm guessing you have a Nespresso machine too?

 

[miplank]

wonder if i can get it to pulse w/the beat of the music??

 

[Captain FT]

Press lumbar support up three times for pulse...

 

[miplank]

thanks bro!


I have a keurig..wtf is a nespresso machine?



I've never really drank coffee before Cindy...bish got me hooked now!

 

[cindylou]

hahahaha

 

[miplank]

lolololol

 

[Captain FT]

Coffee pots are for the poor
Keurig is for the middle class
Nespresso is for those driving Range Rovers.

I'm upper middle class I have a Keurig and Nespresso #balleralert

 

[Captain FT]

I mix cream and sugar in my morning Nespresso with a Lelo on pulse.

 

[miplank]

i just googled them, fuck yeah I'm gonna get one

 

[cindylou]

Oh, well I had a coffee pot before Mitch saved me from teh poor

 

[cindylou]

i just googled them, fuck yeah I'm gonna get one

What? Why? No

 

[Captain FT]

All their videos are with some British chick so you know it's legit, they make everything sound smarter.

 

[Captain FT]

What? Why? No

Mitch is about to save you again, just arch your back in the passenger seat and enjoy...you're welcum.

 

[cindylou]

lol stfu

 

[miplank]

lol!

 

[Captain FT]

Lololololol...can I shotgun?