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TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT

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I just joined a new gym nearby, a Ballys, and already I'm about to throw some shots at people. Like clockwork, there are THE SAME people using the exact equipment at the SAME time I want to. Sheeeeeeeeiiit. If I come 15 minutes earlier, it appears they have done so as well. If I'm a little late, it seems they got out of work a little late too :evil: One guy was cool and let me work in with him, but I'm sorry if your squating 140-190 I can't really work in with you...too many plates need added each set etc. It becomes a "adding 45's to each side every other set party." :rolleyes: I'll ask, "how many sets you got left?" They say I don't know 3 or so and it become 5 or 6 :mad: Someone please tell these people that there is a problem.
 
I just stand on a treadmill without having it on (I don't want to strain myself too hard). I take a 2.5 pound plate in my right hand and do 40 minutes of just swinging my arm around. No particular form. Right hand only. I just watch the news and drink a lot of water.

That's how I got so freaky hot.
 
Raina said:
I just stand on a treadmill without having it on (I don't want to strain myself too hard). I take a 2.5 pound plate in my right hand and do 40 minutes of just swinging my arm around. No particular form. Right hand only. I just watch the news and drink a lot of water.

That's how I got so freaky hot.
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You do that too? This is all starting to make sense now. :qt:
 
I only train the right side of my body. The left side is the before picture.

Sometimes I mix things up and take a 5 pound plate and hold it out in front of me with both hands (but gripping it harder with my right hand and keeping my left eye closed). Then I spin really fast in circles until the weight crashes into the mirrored wall.

Then I stumble over to the squat rack, sit on the floor curled up in a little ball, and I just rock. Nervously. While mumbling and occasionally shouting that I need some glutamine stat.
 
I feel your anger bro - It's like that at my gym if you get there anytime after 5pm. Dudes will be on something and I'll ask how many more sets they got and like you say, they will say 3 or 4, but in between sets they are chating with some dumb-shit while I'm loosing my pumb waiting for them to finish their 135lbs squat. :chomp:
 
Raina said:
I only train the right side of my body. The left side is the before picture.

Sometimes I mix things up and take a 5 pound plate and hold it out in front of me with both hands (but gripping it harder with my right hand and keeping my left eye closed). Then I spin really fast in circles until the weight crashes into the mirrored wall.

Then I stumble over to the squat rack, sit on the floor curled up in a little ball, and I just rock. Nervously. While mumbling and occasionally shouting that I need some glutamine stat.
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Ok, that made me laugh just a little too hard. I gotta go to bed now....working nights sucks. :(

fuck sakes that was hilarious.

sorry DBBT, didnt mean to bogart your thread.
 
I don't think it's funny to make fun of me or my training.

I also forgot to add that I'm an excessive user of yohimburn-ES. Before people even see me I want them to think "Hmm....smells like a tic tac". I'm not just talking about using it at the gym either. It's my every day scent. It's pricey though so sometimes I just soak a washcloth in mouthwash and carry that around in my pocket. Sure it leaves a big wet mark on my pocket but some people think that's sort of hot. They're all "I wonder what the chick has that's wet and minty in her pocket".

But if they ask me I give them a really dirty look and tell them to stop persecuting me for my religious beliefs. That shuts them up fast. I'm not always sure though because after I talk to people I turn around and run really fast, never looking back. They're just left standing there in a cloud of mint-scented air wondering if I was real.
 
I like to interupt other people at the gym mid set and ask if I can work in. I put my face about an inch from theirs and ask in a sing-song shrill voice. Most people like that. If they say no I run to my car and get my protest sign that says "Equal access to gym equiptment". I march around the person chanting chants about freedom.

Most people know that I do that though so they just let me work in. I don't work out though. I just sit on the equipment then and read a magazine. They'll ask if I'm almost done and I'll look up and in a snippy voice say "don't rush me".
 
that's about what i would expect at a ballys
 
Raina said:
I don't think it's funny to make fun of me or my training.

I also forgot to add that I'm an excessive user of yohimburn-ES. Before people even see me I want them to think "Hmm....smells like a tic tac". I'm not just talking about using it at the gym either. It's my every day scent. It's pricey though so sometimes I just soak a washcloth in mouthwash and carry that around in my pocket. Sure it leaves a big wet mark on my pocket but some people think that's sort of hot. They're all "I wonder what the chick has that's wet and minty in her pocket".

But if they ask me I give them a really dirty look and tell them to stop persecuting me for my religious beliefs. That shuts them up fast. I'm not always sure though because after I talk to people I turn around and run really fast, never looking back. They're just left standing there in a cloud of mint-scented air wondering if I was real.
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Ive heard of little girls putting fish in there pocket's cause they wanted to smell like big girl's,but mouthwash soaked rag.Hmmmmm that's a first lol
 
gotmilk said:
hahaha..

You said Bally's.
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lol.
Yeah, I did my time there, too. Not for those who are serious about lifting. More of a meat-n-greet type of place. Super-questionable behavior by guys in the locker rooms, too.
 
I hear ya bro,I get shit like that at my gym if I show up before 8pm,nobody wants to let ya work in,and they all have 3 sets left, ive been training round 1130pm the last few nights,its nice,gym is fucking empty
 
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