Canadians

[Lumberg]

I like Canadians.

From what little I know of them, they seem pretty cool.

Even the stereotypes like "I never meant nobody no harm."

I'd like to hang out in Canada. I also heard they do 13 years of mandatory education, so they're smarter on average.

I mean, hockey, science, niceness.

If I was mistaken for a Canadian Jew, I could do a hell of a lot worse.

 

[gotmilk]

eh?

 

[mountain muscle]

I like Canadians.

From what little I know of them, they seem pretty cool.

Even the stereotypes like "I never meant nobody no harm."

I'd like to hang out in Canada. I also heard they do 13 years of mandatory education, so they're smarter on average.

I mean, hockey, science, niceness.

If I was mistaken for a Canadian Jew, I could do a hell of a lot worse.

I had a great laugh over this post. Thank you Lummy.

 

[drsketch]

Canadians are weird, plus when they talk their head seperates from their jaws.. you ever see em on south park?

 

[wootoom]

fuck me running

 

[redguru]

I kill Canadians and then play around in their blood.

 

[Faizakafez]

you didnt kill me ^^^

haven't seen u in the gym lately? where u at?

 

[drsketch]

I hate when I see their canadian cars on the freeway doing 45 in a 55 in the fucking fast lane driving on USA hwy

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

 

[Smurfy]

I hate when I see their canadian cars on the freeway doing 45 in a 55 in the fucking fast lane driving on USA hwy

lol wtf do they drive slow?

 

[Faizakafez]

100 km/h

 

[timtim]

we should bomb those fuckers and take their oil and maple syrup.

get me some pop now, eh. bitches.

 

[dirty~d~]

We should invade Canada. I'm starting at Paul_Allen's house.

 

[wootoom]

We should invade Canada. I'm starting at Paul_Allen's house.

ahahahah wicked so in

 

[Lumberg]

I hate when I see their canadian cars on the freeway doing 45 in a 55 in the fucking fast lane driving on USA hwy

Yeah well they're burning less gas than you.

See I told you they are smarter. I bet you didn't even know that.

 

[pappad]

I also heard they do 13 years of mandatory education, so they're smarter on average.

It takes real genius to cram 12 years of education into 13! LOL

 

[MichaelScott]

was in niagra falls ontario at a place called the sundowner, the people there were very nice

 

[gotmilk]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.......it's not bacon you hosers

 

[canadianhitman]

was in niagra falls ontario at a place called the sundowner, the people there were very nice

They're even nicer in duos

 

[canadianhitman]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.......it's not bacon you hosers

Canadian Bacon: 21g protein, 7 grams of fat per 100g

American Bacon: 12g protein, 45 grams of fat per 100g


No wonder so many Americans are fat slobs...

 

[drsketch]

Canadian Bacon: 21g protein, 7 grams of fat per 100g

American Bacon: 12g protein, 45 grams of fat per 100g


No wonder so many Americans are fat slobs...

I am fat cause I sit at a desk all day in a 65 degree room and type on a keyboard..

All the while Canadians out in the woods looking for squirrel for dinner.

 

[MichaelScott]

They're even nicer in duos

until u realize u have to pay for the duo and it wasnt just a friend thing lol

 

[Smurfy]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.......it's not bacon you hosers

its ham right>

 

[canadianhitman]

All the while Canadians out in the woods looking for squirrel for dinner.

Squirrel...ya...right. Our economy is stronger than yours, our currency is on the upswing while the greenback is dying, and we're the ones likely to be scavenging around the woods looking for a meal? It's all AAA grade Alberta beef for dinner over here.

 

[MichaelScott]

after going to canada i am a fan of ontario not so much of quebec must be all the french

 

[canadianhitman]

after going to canada i am a fan of ontario not so much of quebec must be all the french

I'm not a fan of seperatists, but French-Canadians who are proud nationalists are A-ok by me....especially the women.

 

[Lumberg]

Squirrel...ya...right. Our economy is stronger than yours, our currency is on the upswing while the greenback is dying, and we're the ones likely to be scavenging around the woods looking for a meal? It's all AAA grade Alberta beef for dinner over here.

Sorry Belguim got you beat on beef.

 

[drsketch]

Canada appears to be much more peaceful than the US, but the USA is the land of opportunity where anyone can become anything with a little hardwork and time.

 

[wootoom]

glad im not canadian

 

[the_alcatraz]

Canadian Bacon: 21g protein, 7 grams of fat per 100g

American Bacon: 12g protein, 45 grams of fat per 100g


No wonder so many Americans are fat slobs...

lol

 

[nuclear_zebra]

LMAO You yankee dudles still have your lard asses stuck in prehistoric cycles where as we Canadians dab in cutting edge nutrition . Yeah we are smarter more likeable by the world except me oh and we are leaner per capita . Oh yah and one more thing we is doin your scrawny buck(dollar) up the wazoo . Hehehehe .

 

[MichaelScott]

I'm not a fan of seperatists, but French-Canadians who are proud nationalists are A-ok by me....especially the women.

tell u one thing the women are great looking up that way, it was hard, for me to find one bad looking girl anywhere up there

 

[BBR100]

Fucking Canadian Bacon.......it's not bacon you hosers

Nobody here calls it Canadian bacon...it's back bacon. Americans call it Canadian. And another thing I don't get. What's with american cheese? It's processed I don't know what but definately not cheese.

 

[redguru]

Nobody here calls it Canadian bacon...it's back bacon. Americans call it Canadian. And another thing I don't get. What's with american cheese? It's processed I don't know what but definately not cheese.

There's a difference between processed cheese food and American cheese. Any Wisconsin native would go to war over the comparison.

 

[BBR100]

export more oil to US than any other country including Saudi Arabia

 

[SaladFork]

I hate when I see their canadian cars on the freeway doing 45 in a 55 in the fucking fast lane driving on USA hwy

So fuckin true, I live in Washington and see lots of Kanucks... They drive slow and they are always in Saturns.

P.S. I have no problem with Canadians, they are coo...

 

[HAYEZ]

i liked windsor when i was young i could drink ! partied there until could drink in detroit at 21! lots of young bitchs in windsor

 

[the_alcatraz]

that whole driving slow thing is the funniest shit I've heard ever....

Do you know how many cars get pulled over every day for speeding?

Most Canadians are shit drivers....yes.....but slow drivers....NO

 

[SaladFork]

that whole driving slow thing is the funniest shit I've heard ever....

Do you know how many cars get pulled over every day for speeding?

Most Canadians are shit drivers....yes.....but slow drivers....NO

I'm banned from Canada... Plus I have an upaid speeding ticket I got there from 10 years ago. Was funny watching them trying to pull me over on a horse.

 

[Greatercow]

pff i am a french canadian separatist and so proud to be different from the rest of canada one thing i hate is when people compare quebec to freakin vermont .. as there are a lot of separatists over there also ... vermont is the most single boring place ive ever been to damn..

 

[wootoom]

fuck the french

 

[calveless wonder]

many of them really have this strangeness to them that i can't put my finger on but they are nice

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

pff i am a french canadian separatist and so proud to be different from the rest of canada one thing i hate is when people compare quebec to freakin vermont .. as there are a lot of separatists over there also ... vermont is the most single boring place ive ever been to damn..

Seperastist fag, come to alberta, where you should be strung up around your neck and drug behind a pick up truck then shot several times.

you aren't a french CANADIAN seperastist, you're just a french seperastist, because you don't want to be canadian, so sod the fuck off and move to france bitch.

I love being canadian, fuck quebec seperate away, then people wouldn't have to learn french anymore, thank the good lord.



Ohhhhh Canadaaaaaa.. our home and native land...

douche fag seperastist commy bitch.

 

[canadianhitman]

you aren't a french CANADIAN seperastist, you're just a french seperastist, because you don't want to be canadian, so sod the fuck off and move to france bitch.

+1


If I were in charge, seperatists would all be charged with treason.

 

[Greatercow]

loool stupid rednecks

 

[wootoom]

fuck off....and take Quebec with you

 

[*The_West*]

i got some family in toronto. nice bunch. generally speaking, americans are more annoying-over enthusiastic, arrogant, and go 'whooooooooop,yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh' all the time.

 

[*The_West*]

but dont get me wrong, its not like there isnt any fun to be poked at english!

 

[timtim]

i got some family in toronto. nice bunch. generally speaking, americans are more annoying-over enthusiastic, arrogant, and go 'whooooooooop,yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh' all the time.

i just got done with my 'whooooooooop,yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh' yelling for the day. i limit myself to a bakers dozen a day.

 

[*The_West*]

i just got done with my 'whooooooooop,yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh' yelling for the day. i limit myself to a bakers dozen a day.

lmao. but americans do seem to whoop a lot. and also, what is with that goddamn gesture, where you tuck your middle finger, ring finger and thumb in, and point out your index and little finger? americans are always doing that! i thought it was how to show your appreciation at a heavy metal concert?

 

[timtim]

lmao. but americans do seem to whoop a lot. and also, what is with that goddamn gesture, where you tuck your middle finger, ring finger and thumb in, and point out your index and little finger? americans are always doing that! i thought it was how to show your appreciation at a heavy metal concert?

thats those God damn fucking hawaiians. dont get me started on those types. on the main land we just give each other the finger.

 

[*The_West*]

thats those God damn fucking hawaiians. dont get me started on those types. on the main land we just give each other the finger.

i thought it was the internationally accepted gesture of rock, all things 'mosh' but when a group of americans (usually young males) gets excited and/or drunk they often start whooping and doing the hand gesture with their index and little finger poking out.

 

[EnderJE]

fuck off....and take Quebec with you

but leave blueta, take cmarc.

 

[wootoom]

but leave blueta, take cmarc.

hahahahah ive met somne nice peeps in quebec

 

[EnderJE]

hahahahah ive met somne nice peeps in quebec

really? In toronto, we just call them sluts. good folks.

 

[BBR100]

Seperastist fag, come to alberta, where you should be strung up around your neck and drug behind a pick up truck then shot several times.

you aren't a french CANADIAN seperastist, you're just a french seperastist, because you don't want to be canadian, so sod the fuck off and move to france bitch.

I love being canadian, fuck quebec seperate away, then people wouldn't have to learn french anymore, thank the good lord.



Ohhhhh Canadaaaaaa.. our home and native land...

douche fag seperastist commy bitch.

I hate fucking separatists but it's thinking like this that makes me understand their position. Ignorant.
I love Quebec and Canada and no one's going to take that away from me.

 

[NEO1]

WTF is this thread aboot?

Not a big fan of canadia

 

[timtim]

i thought it was the internationally accepted gesture of rock, all things 'mosh' but when a group of americans (usually young males) gets excited and/or drunk they often start whooping and doing the hand gesture with their index and little finger poking out.

i can honestly say i dont do that and noone i know does. i know the gesture you are talking about. maybe its people who realize they are on tv and have a brain fart and make like an iron maiden concert. im not sure.

my comment about hawaii was a joke by the way.

 

[*The_West*]

i can honestly say i dont do that and noone i know does. i know the gesture you are talking about. maybe its people who realize they are on tv and have a brain fart and make like an iron maiden concert. im not sure.

my comment about hawaii was a joke by the way.

more than likely lol. over enthusiastic. i have met 4 americans, three i liked very much, but one girl.... this is awesome, that is awesome, have you heard this, its awesome, did you see that? its awesome. i love the bible, its so awesome, do you like the bible? its awesome. i wanted to give her an awesome slap.

 

[timtim]

more than likely lol. over enthusiastic. i have met 4 americans, three i liked very much, but one girl.... this is awesome, that is awesome, have you heard this, its awesome, did you see that? its awesome. i love the bible, its so awesome, do you like the bible? its awesome. i wanted to give her an awesome slap.

thats awesome.

 

[EnderJE]

I find Quebec separatists interesting. Why do you want to leave? Do you realize the economic situation if you do (ie most of your population is older and will require support)?

Personally, I wanted to travel to Quebec and vote "Yes" the last time it came up. It keep coming up every few years (like a girlfriend who keeps threatening to break up with you if you don't buy her stuff). I figure we should end it now and move on.

 

[wootoom]

fuck quebec

 

[timtim]

fuck quebec

what about the nordiques?

 

[wootoom]

what about the nordiques?

what about them? they are colorado now

 

[calveless wonder]

winnipeg jets?

 

[wootoom]

winnipeg jets?

thats manitoba bro

 

[calveless wonder]

teemu selanne

 

[wootoom]

teemu selanne

faggot

 

[calveless wonder]

pierre turgeon

 

[wootoom]

randy carlyle

 

[calveless wonder]

al mcginnis

that guy was awesome. my favorite NHL 96 player ever

 

[wootoom]

al mcginnis lol

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I hate fucking separatists but it's thinking like this that makes me understand their position. Ignorant.
I love Quebec and Canada and no one's going to take that away from me.

I have nothing against quebec or quebecers who ARE proud canadians like you obviously are.

I love my country so much that I am entilted to hate any peice of shit french seperastists who want to seperate because they THINK they are better then the rest of canada, so fuck that shit and fuck the seperatists.

but any proud canadian is A ok by me.

 

[buzzsaw696969]

Great, a Canadian thread

Found the site off a link on Canadian Bodybuilding

 

[buzzsaw696969]

By the way, I'm from Montreal and have a lot to say about the french language issue and separatism.

I hate it

 

[the_alcatraz]

Quebeckers are in their own little world....

I have found people from Quebec to be very arrogant....offcourse, this is a general concensus and I'm stereotyping...

 

[EnderJE]

By the way, I'm from Montreal and have a lot to say about the french language issue and separatism.

I hate it

Why are they like that? Really? As a person who is watching it from the outside, I don't get it.

 

[EnderJE]

Quebeckers are in their own little world....

I have found people from Quebec to be very arrogant....offcourse, this is a general concensus and I'm stereotyping...

Quebecers, like Europeans and Asians, are all gay.

 

[buzzsaw696969]

Why are they like that? Really? As a person who is watching it from the outside, I don't get it.

The original "founders" of Quebec detest the english. They passed laws here to diminish the rights of english speaking people. The official language in quebec is french and not french/english. An immigant CANNOT send their children to english school. All road signs are in french only. The word STOP offends them on stop signs and have removed most of them to put Arret instead. Funny is that I have seen STOP on most stop signs across the world even in non english countries.

We have the language police. They once passed a law to forbid any english on any signs, including businesses. The canadian supreme court ruled it unconstitutional and they used the non withstanding clause to still enforce it. Only after it was taken up with the UN and then ruled a violation of human rights did they bend to allow english to be half the size of french on signs...and then changed it to one third. They actually measure it with rulers. I kid you not.

If they had total power here, I think they'd be lynching the english of street poles and celebrating in the streets while the bodies burn. It's pretty messed up.

 

[binö]

meh, i have a love/hate relationship with kanadians, grew up close to ontario so i was there a lot and know quite a few ontarians.
my take is this, the small town, salt of the earth kanadians are good people. helpful, kind, and like to tip duffs back.
the city kanadians seem euro arrogant, titlting their faggoty noses at stupid americans who aren't as cultured as they think they are.
i went to some training this winter with a bunch of BC bros...8 outta 10 were complete tools.

 

[EnderJE]

meh, i have a love/hate relationship with kanadians, grew up close to ontario so i was there a lot and know quite a few ontarians.
my take is this, the small town, salt of the earth kanadians are good people. helpful, kind, and like to tip duffs back.
the city kanadians seem euro arrogant, titlting their faggoty noses at stupid americans who aren't as cultured as they think they are.
i went to some training this winter with a bunch of BC bros...8 outta 10 were complete tools.

So, you're the tool that everyone was talking about at the local Eskimo blubber slurp.

 

[the_alcatraz]

meh, i have a love/hate relationship with kanadians, grew up close to ontario so i was there a lot and know quite a few ontarians.
my take is this, the small town, salt of the earth kanadians are good people. helpful, kind, and like to tip duffs back.
the city kanadians seem euro arrogant, titlting their faggoty noses at stupid americans who aren't as cultured as they think they are.
i went to some training this winter with a bunch of BC bros...8 outta 10 were complete tools.

British Columbia does that to you

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I like Canadians.

From what little I know of them, they seem pretty cool.

Even the stereotypes like "I never meant nobody no harm."

I'd like to hang out in Canada. I also heard they do 13 years of mandatory education, so they're smarter on average.

I mean, hockey, science, niceness.

If I was mistaken for a Canadian Jew, I could do a hell of a lot worse.

Smoking hot bisexual girls everywhere, I love Canada. They aren't fat either like the US'ers.

 

[binö]

British Columbia does that to you

they were all kinda arrogant, in that euro way.
bragging about how much the world loves kanada and hates us.
about how stupid we were and how much smarter they are on a whole.
mind you, this was in texas at a military style fire bootcamp, and it didn't go well with the DIs who overheard them talking shit.
hence, we got run a lot and i'm still bitter about it...

 

[the_alcatraz]

they were all kinda arrogant, in that euro way.
bragging about how much the world loves kanada and hates us.
about how stupid we were and how much smarter they are on a whole.
mind you, this was in texas at a military style fire bootcamp, and it didn't go well with the DIs who overheard them talking shit.
hence, we got run a lot and i'm still bitter about it...

It's a two way road my friend. Canadians think of Americans as highly as Americans think of Canadians...that's what it seems like to me anyways.

 

[EnderJE]

they were all kinda arrogant, in that euro way.
bragging about how much the world loves kanada and hates us.
about how stupid we were and how much smarter they are on a whole.
mind you, this was in texas at a military style fire bootcamp, and it didn't go well with the DIs who overheard them talking shit.
hence, we got run a lot and i'm still bitter about it...

You should of asked them...

"Bros, why are you being such a douchebag? Do you really think that I'm going to bow down to your country and proclaim that mine is shit? Would you do the same? No, then why do you expect it from me?"

 

[the_alcatraz]

You should of asked them...

"Bros, why are you being such a douchebag? Do you really think that I'm going to bow down to your country and proclaim that mine is shit? Would you do the same? No, then why do you expect it from me?"

lol

 

[walliwalibus]

Fuck it ya know. People are people. There are good and bad in every society. I like Canadians, have a few friends in Peterborough, had a cottage there. It was cool. Good people mostly. Except this one guy, who kept putting down the UsA for no reason. But even the Canadians soon just quit hangin with the guy. Yeah I miss it up there.

 

[Lumberg]

I root for Pat Cerpentier in NASCAR. Ron Fellows, too.

Les Habitants!

 

[Jocques Straap]

I love Canada! I love USA!

I am a born Canadian, who has lived over 1/3 of my life in the US, (cali,AZ,Washington state, TX). There are douche bags everywhere.

I lived in the states for so long that my accent sounds rather american. Whenever someone I know finds out that I'm not American, they always have this smirk on their face, a look like they just realized that I'm not as good as them. It really pisses me off. 9 out of 10 american males that I meet instantly feel better about themselves, and think less of me for being Canadian. The girls in the US were always cool, never were they put off by the idea of me being from another country, in fact most found it refreshing and were further intrigued.

Now that I'm back living in Canada, I catch just as much shit for being American, as I did living in Texas for being Canadian, and I'm pretty much sick of it. I constantly feel tension when meeting new people as they assume I am American and negatively judge me for it. Once I tell them that I'm canadian, and that I was only going to school in the US, they seem to always change their tune rather quickly. I honestly feel like I need to tell poeple that I'm not American just so I can get the same level of respect that my peers get.


Pride in one's country is a funny thing!

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

I <3 my country..

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