Canadian Temperature Guide

[Boss101]

> >Canadian Temperature Guide

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> >50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
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> >Californians shiver uncontrollably,
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> >Canadians plant gardens.
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> >35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
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> >Italian cars won't start,
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> >Canadians drive with the windows down.
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> >32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
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> >American water freezes,
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> >Canadian water gets thicker.
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> >0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
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> >New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
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> >Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
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> >-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
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> >Mt. St. Helens freezes,
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> >Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
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> >-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
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> >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
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> >Ottawa canal opens for skating.
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> >-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
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> >Ethyl alcohol freezes,
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> >Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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> >-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
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> >Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
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> >Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
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> >-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
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> >Hell freezes over,
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> >Leafs win Stanley Cup.

 

[EnderJE]

lol...especially the last one...

I've lost my faith ever since '93...

 

[The_Ghost]

love it!!!!!!!

 

[gymrat]

I hate you

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you dumb canucks

 

[landser]

West coast weather rocks. It has been sunny and warm for the past few days!

 

[argent]

i'm indifferent

 

[c-sharp minor]

The frightening thing is, this list is right on the money.

Driving around with my windows down for the last week.

Had a BBQ not too long ago as well.

 

[bluepeter]

too funny

Oh and Mulletboy.....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

too funny

Oh and Mulletboy.....

didnt you pricks exile bryan adams?


take him back!