Canadian Temperature Guide

[Boss101]

> >Canadian Temperature Guide

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> >50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
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> >Californians shiver uncontrollably,
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> >Canadians plant gardens.
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> >35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
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> >Italian cars won't start,
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> >Canadians drive with the windows down.
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> >32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
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> >American water freezes,
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> >Canadian water gets thicker.
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> >0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
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> >New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
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> >Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
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> >-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
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> >Mt. St. Helens freezes,
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> >Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
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> >-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
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> >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
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> >Ottawa canal opens for skating.
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> >-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
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> >Ethyl alcohol freezes,
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> >Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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> >-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
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> >Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
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> >Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
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> >-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
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> >Hell freezes over,
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> >Leafs win Stanley Cup.

 

[EnderJE]

lol...especially the last one...

I've lost my faith ever since '93...

 

[The_Ghost]

love it!!!!!!!

 

[gymrat]

I hate you

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you dumb canucks

 

[landser]

West coast weather rocks. It has been sunny and warm for the past few days!

 

[argent]

i'm indifferent

 

[c-sharp minor]

The frightening thing is, this list is right on the money.

Driving around with my windows down for the last week.

Had a BBQ not too long ago as well.

 

[bluepeter]

too funny

Oh and Mulletboy.....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

too funny

Oh and Mulletboy.....

didnt you pricks exile bryan adams?


take him back!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I found it funny tell the Leafs comment then it was mean cruel heartless. I will go cry now....

 

[bluepeter]

Leafs suck

 

[bluepeter]

didnt you pricks exile bryan adams?


take him back!

We send all our trash to the States and he went with it

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Leafs suck

I hat all you none Leaf fans!!!!!!

 

[bluepeter]

I hat all you none Leaf fans!!!!!!

Come on cutie, they haven't won the Cup since long before you were born. Every year it's the same thing, 'Leafs are gonna win the Cup this year!' Fat chance, their management is more interested in making money than winning the Cup....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

We send all our trash to the States and he went with it

why cant dubya just get rid of canada?

 

[The_Ghost]

Leafs suck

Amen brother.

I smile each spring when they have to hit the golf course early !!!!

 

[Code]

You crafty Canadians.

 

[jerkbox]

that's pretty funny.....i don't envy you guys

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Amen brother.

I smile each spring when they have to hit the golf course early !!!!

Yeah Winterpegs team is so much better!
Oh wait you don't have one.

 

[The_Ghost]

Yeah Winterpegs team is so much better!
Oh wait you don't have one.

Hey that hurt

 

[tiger88]

i need sun shine 300 + days a year

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[bluepeter]

Of course, the funny thing here is where I live in Canada, the climate is virtually the same as nearly half the U.S. so y'all appear to have the same issue

 

[presguy]

I found it funny tell the Leafs comment then it was mean cruel heartless. I will go cry now....

agreed