Canadian Militray Guys need some help

[theoak01]

i passed my interview and was told straight out that the use of non prescription drugs is on a zero tolerance basis,and as many people here know i juice,im on clomid right now but planned to do a few more cycles before next year and compete,now what i want to know is what is the likely hood of me getting caught for being on,i wont be living at a base since this is just for co-op so i wont have to hide my stuff from them

any input would be greatly appreciated

 

[O'Stanozol]

mouhahahahahahaha

MOUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is funny, they will NEVER test you for anabolics that for sure

you will pee in a cup and they will put a thingie in and see whats the ph is

 

[manny78]

Ask O'Stanozolol and 3Vandoo, they wont test you for that. Hell it cost a lot ! I dont know about it now but they may set a polygraph test for you, just remain relax and everything should be ok. At least 6 years ago I dont remember even a single question about it. Good luck

 

[theoak01]

well in this interview they asked my hobbies and i said i bodybuild and thats how the subject of anabolics came up,i just dont want that kind of trouble,but thanks for the help guys,hopefully ill get away with it

 

[O'Stanozol]

They "officialy" test me twice for drugs,
and that when we came back from Jamaica (Jungle school training).
and the 2nd one is something else.

 

[O'Stanozol]

well in this interview they asked my hobbies and i said i bodybuild and thats how the subject of anabolics came up,i just dont want that kind of trouble,but thanks for the help guys,hopefully ill get away with it

LOOK, go to BFC Edmonton and I will present you around 5 or 6 folks

one is Mrs Canada, a Mcpl that is Mr Alberta, and one Mr Edmonton
and champs of Western Canada.

In my units there some juiceheads, ME, my roomie, and 7 others.

But its all dued to creatine and muscletech

 

[theoak01]

alright,i figure ill be ok,i hav my test next thursday and i doubt clomid will affect my ph of my piss
thanks for the help

 

[O'Stanozol]

alright,i figure ill be ok,i hav my test next thursday and i doubt clomid will affect my ph of my piss
thanks for the help

Look here how it work now

me it was a while ago!!!!!!!!

They will give you a sheet and you fill it up, conditions drugs, bla and shit.
They give you a pee pot ya pee in it you see
They will check your vision to see what cat you are V1 or V2 or V3 etc..
Test yours earing, blood pressure, then they will send you to a sgt or WO.
they will ask you question, evaluate you to see if you have 2 arms, 2 legs.

Then they give you a Med Cat, and you are fine.

 

[O'Stanozol]

But be carefull

Sesame seeds can false the pee test and show a positive results for Heroine

not funny

BELIEVE ME!!!

 

[theoak01]

But be carefull

Sesame seeds can false the pee test and show a positive results for Heroine

not funny

BELIEVE ME!!!

i thought that was poppy seeds?

 

[manny78]

In my units there some juiceheads, ME, my roomie, and 7 others.

But its all dued to creatine and muscletech

ahahaha

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

i thought that was poppy seeds?

poppy seeds come up as opium on a drug test

 

[guards]

i passed my interview and was told straight out that the use of non prescription drugs is on a zero tolerance basis,and as many people here know i juice,im on clomid right now but planned to do a few more cycles before next year and compete,now what i want to know is what is the likely hood of me getting caught for being on,i wont be living at a base since this is just for co-op so i wont have to hide my stuff from them

any input would be greatly appreciated

1. You are a reservist, so they won't give a rats ass
2. They HAVE to say those things so you can't plead ignorance.
3. I spent 8 years with 3RCR and was tested for anabolics exactly..........NEVER!!!
4. Even more to the point....you are joining the RESERVES as part of a HIGHSCHOOL program.......they will care even less.


What unit are you joining???? GGHG??? Queens own Rifles??????

 

[theoak01]

its a artilary unit

 

[guards]

RCA???? 33 field????

 

[O'Stanozol]

A juice head in a gunner unit

something wrong there

 

[guards]

A juice head in a gunner unit

something wrong there

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


Gunner's are funny ALL the time. Great watching them try and do section attacks......fighting patrols are even better!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[O'Stanozol]

you know ours Arty are the one unit that received a blame from her majesty

.


COWARDNESS IN COMBAT!

 

[guards]

And they STILL wear the langard on the wrong fucking shoulder!!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!! Which unit is it that has that??? Isn't it the unit out of TO???? 32nd field???? I can't remember.


O'stanazol:

Do you know Cpl.Roy from 2 Vandoo???? Queens medal winner in 2000???? How is he doing???? After the accident and all. What about LT.Gagnon??? Pretty sure he went to one vandoo, but still unsure. I haven't heard from him in like 2 years, wondering if he is still around.

 

[manny78]

A juice head in a gunner unit

something wrong there

cant be true lol must be a dream....

 

[O'Stanozol]

And they STILL wear the langard on the wrong fucking shoulder!!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!! Which unit is it that has that??? Isn't it the unit out of TO???? 32nd field???? I can't remember.


O'stanazol:

Do you know Cpl.Roy from 2 Vandoo???? Queens medal winner in 2000???? How is he doing???? After the accident and all. What about LT.Gagnon??? Pretty sure he went to one vandoo, but still unsure. I haven't heard from him in like 2 years, wondering if he is still around.

Do you know how much Roy there is LOL, as for Gagnon not sure if we know the same
was transferred to 3rd as a captain position so he in Bosnia right now
if we are referring to the same person.

I can check the intranet,

 

[guards]

Do you know how much Roy there is LOL, as for Gagnon not sure if we know the same
was transferred to 3rd as a captain position so he in Bosnia right now
if we are referring to the same person.

I can check the intranet,

Cpl. Luc Roy, his two daughters died in a car accident while he was on tour. Good man, even better soldier. He went a little batty. I shot with him at CFSAC, he took the queen's medal.

Lt.Sean Gagnon is a big fat redheaded guy. Nice lad, just needs some serious death via PT.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

i passed my interview and was told straight out that the use of non prescription drugs is on a zero tolerance basis,and as many people here know i juice,im on clomid right now but planned to do a few more cycles before next year and compete,now what i want to know is what is the likely hood of me getting caught for being on,i wont be living at a base since this is just for co-op so i wont have to hide my stuff from them

any input would be greatly appreciated

Bro,
I applied for 715 communications sq. reserve.
I passed the interview,test,physical etc.
There were also 8 other male candidates there that day,and none of them were excepted,even though they passed the tests.
I wasnt accepted also,I admitted I smoked marijuana.
They also do a urine test,they did it they day we did the tests etc.
So they do not permit drug use,they have a low tolerance in the canadian military. If they know you have done LSD even once,you can NEVER join the canadian armed forces or reserves.
DO NOT tell them you have done ANY drugs or are on ANY prescription drugs,don't say shit!

 

[O'Stanozol]

Cpl. Luc Roy, his two daughters died in a car accident while he was on tour. Good man, even better soldier. He went a little batty. I shot with him at CFSAC, he took the queen's medal.

Lt.Sean Gagnon is a big fat redheaded guy. Nice lad, just needs some serious death via PT.

sorry, I dont know them

 

[O'Stanozol]

Re: Re: Canadian Militray Guys need some help

Bro,
I applied for 715 communications sq. reserve.
I passed the interview,test,physical etc.
There were also 8 other male candidates there that day,and none of them were excepted,even though they passed the tests.
I wasnt accepted also,I admitted I smoked marijuana.
They also do a urine test,they did it they day we did the tests etc.
So they do not permit drug use,they have a low tolerance in the canadian military. If they know you have done LSD even once,you can NEVER join the canadian armed forces or reserves.
DO NOT tell them you have done ANY drugs or are on ANY prescription drugs,don't say shit!

So say that you werent accepted because you admitted you smoked mari?

Where you at now?

 

[manny78]

What did you admit you smoked mari ? It's pure suicide.....

 

[mattcanning99]

i passed my interview and was told straight out that the use of non prescription drugs is on a zero tolerance basis,and as many people here know i juice,im on clomid right now but planned to do a few more cycles before next year and compete,now what i want to know is what is the likely hood of me getting caught for being on,i wont be living at a base since this is just for co-op so i wont have to hide my stuff from them

any input would be greatly appreciated

utter bullshit sorry to say...if they didnt tolerate drunkeness and the use of illegal drugs, it wouldnt excuse most of the members getting piss drunk every tuesday night...ive been in two years, and have never got drug tested...also, two guys on my basic training were juicing, i can guarantee that, and everyone knew it including the instructors...im not going to recommend using non prescription drugs, but im saying you should be ok

 

[theoak01]

im not to sure of the unit i will be in all i know is that its artilary and if i stay in the reserves after co-op i goto pettawawa all summer

can someone explain to me the 3 vandoo and 2vandoo units,im thinking about joining on full duty once this year is over,ill say to hell with h.s and be gone,but i dont think id wanna be artilary,i want real action

 

[O'Stanozol]

the vandoo thing is a regiment nickname

the 1 2 3 4 5 6 before the nick is the battailon

like for other regiments

Rednecks or patricias or Picklies

or Royal, CHicken or RUn Chicken Run

Ski Mask, etc...

 

[O'Stanozol]

im not to sure of the unit i will be in all i know is that its artilary and if i stay in the reserves after co-op i goto pettawawa all summer

can someone explain to me the 3 vandoo and 2vandoo units,im thinking about joining on full duty once this year is over,ill say to hell with h.s and be gone,but i dont think id wanna be artilary,i want real action

you said you were going MP, then you will see real actions

running at drunk soldiers, separating folks during a fight, driving a ford around
a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""base""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

Actions, hmmm actions let me think, fuck off join the Reserve Navy based in Saskatchewan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!

 

[guards]

im not to sure of the unit i will be in all i know is that its artilary and if i stay in the reserves after co-op i goto pettawawa all summer

can someone explain to me the 3 vandoo and 2vandoo units,im thinking about joining on full duty once this year is over,ill say to hell with h.s and be gone,but i dont think id wanna be artilary,i want real action

First of all, the Vandoo's (R22R) is a FRENCH infantry unit. If you are not french, I would NOT recommend asking for that unit. You should look into the Royal CAnadian Regiment (RCR). Second, when people are saying "2 vandoo" and "3 vandoo" they are refering to the different battalions, they are the same unit. Please don't be extremely stupid and drop out of highschool to join the army, you will kick yourself in the arse for that one!!!!!!! TRUST ME!!!!! If I was to do it all over again, I would go armoured. No forced marches, no anal-retentive infantry cock, it's where you want to be!!! Armoured recce is the shit!!!!! I was infantry for eight years.........don't make the same mistake I did, you knees will thank you later in life ( Ask O'stanzol about section attacks and winter indoc!!!!!! )



All in all, if you want to do the army thing, think about it REALLY hard. It isn't for everyone.

 

[guards]

you said you were going MP, then you will see real actions

running at drunk soldiers, separating folks during a fight, driving a ford around
a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""base""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

Actions, hmmm actions let me think, fuck off join the Reserve Navy based in Saskatchewan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck anyone would want to be a meathead is beyond me!!!!!!! People think that MP's become civie cops after their contract....got news for ya!!!! FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!

My favorite was seeing MP's try to tell the Junior Ranks to keep the "volume" down on a friday night. HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Good luck!!!!!!

 

[guards]

the vandoo thing is a regiment nickname

the 1 2 3 4 5 6 before the nick is the battailon

like for other regiments

Rednecks or patricias or Picklies

or Royal, CHicken or RUn Chicken Run

Ski Mask, etc...

The Vandoos might get referred to as "french bastards"


O'stanzol is gonna kill me for that one

 

[O'Stanozol]

First of all, the Vandoo's (R22R) is a FRENCH infantry unit. If you are not french, I would NOT recommend asking for that unit. You should look into the Royal CAnadian Regiment (RCR). Second, when people are saying "2 vandoo" and "3 vandoo" they are refering to the different battalions, they are the same unit. Please don't be extremely stupid and drop out of highschool to join the army, you will kick yourself in the arse for that one!!!!!!! TRUST ME!!!!! If I was to do it all over again, I would go armoured. No forced marches, no anal-retentive infantry cock, it's where you want to be!!! Armoured recce is the shit!!!!! I was infantry for eight years.........don't make the same mistake I did, you knees will thank you later in life ( Ask O'stanzol about section attacks and winter indoc!!!!!! )



All in all, if you want to do the army thing, think about it REALLY hard. It isn't for everyone.

Knees I don't have knees anymore, what knees?????

Hey Oak comes over with the 22, come one my guys will treat you well, yeah yeah
we will bring you for pool, get drunk at the Maurice, or worst Paladium or get tourist chicks
at Dagoberts

Vallalalalalala or Valcatraz or Valcatier is a nice boring spot north of Québec City
where except for Mtl, there something to do.

It can be worst they can send you to gagetown, where there swamps over the hills,
and only city near is fredie, worst again Petawawa, worst again Winnipeg,
WORST Wainwright, or if you like shoppoing mall ask for Edmonton.

too pack the rednecks left Calgary.


I miss québec city, I dont miss Truro that for sure, I saw too much kilt over there


now I should say, im bored, my "chums" are all gone, I miss driving around Brockville
yelling shit, or going party.


Oh yeah to come back to the main subject

Join the Rangers,

 

[O'Stanozol]

The Vandoos might get referred to as "french bastards"


O'stanzol is gonna kill me for that one

RUN CHICKEN RUN

RUN CHIKCN RUN

YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the Royal and Pats ever look at the Gates of Heaven
they will see that they are guarded by the 22.

 

[guards]

Knees I don't have knees anymore, what knees?????

Hey Oak comes over with the 22, come one my guys will treat you well, yeah yeah
we will bring you for pool, get drunk at the Maurice, or worst Paladium or get tourist chicks
at Dagoberts

Vallalalalalala or Valcatraz or Valcatier is a nice boring spot north of Québec City
where except for Mtl, there something to do.

It can be worst they can send you to gagetown, where there swamps over the hills,
and only city near is fredie, worst again Petawawa, worst again Winnipeg,
WORST Wainwright, or if you like shoppoing mall ask for Edmonton.

too pack the rednecks left Calgary.


I miss québec city, I dont miss Truro that for sure, I saw too much kilt over there


now I should say, im bored, my "chums" are all gone, I miss driving around Brockville
yelling shit, or going party.


Oh yeah to come back to the main subject

Join the Rangers,

OK, don't listen to this dude. Obviously a frenchman that is trying to make you come over to the darkside!!!!!!!!!! I was with 3RCR in petawawa, it rocked!!!!! I'm currently living in Fredericton going to school, and gagetown is just down the street. Fredericton rocks!!!! Why would you want to go to such an anti-anglo city such as Quebec????????? I'm sure the poutine is pretty good Vandoos hate everyone except other vandoos. They've always been like that. Their officers are pricks too!!!!! Oh man, try having an O group with officers that refuse to speak english!!!!!!!!!! Even though my french sucks!!! They do it just to piss me off!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHH.............



disclaimer:

The author of this message has been traumatized by so many vandoos that he has nightmares about their fighting patrols!!! Their officers are scary as shit because of their incompetence, can't speak for their NCO's, who I'm sure are spot on. I refuse to work with Vandoo brass anymore. Never again.


Dismissed!123, 123, left, right left,

 

[guards]

RUN CHICKEN RUN

RUN CHIKCN RUN

YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the Royal and Pats ever look at the Gates of Heaven
they will see that they are guarded by the 22.

With all the poutine in the Vandoos mess, I'm surprised any of them can run at all

Damn I'm funny.

 

[O'Stanozol]

you know what

just NEVER PASS A FAULT

but JE ME SOUVIEN de you

They only thing I like about RCR, is they gave Captain. Perron a good ""beating""

oh wait true it was first cdo with Michel, but how so he was in somalia


ah shut up chicken!

 

[guards]

You are good with me Stan.

 

[O'Stanozol]

Dont forget that one of our former officer


a fmr General, former chief of staff was once the Governor General
I cant say so for the romeo charlie romeo

 

[O'Stanozol]

You are good with me Stan.

Oh well, im too good I know, im just bored, no chicks to bang, no roomies around,
I realized that driving a suburban is fun to park in parellel

I might just leave now and go home and see my kid

 

[manny78]

Knees I don't have knees anymore, what knees?????

Hey Oak comes over with the 22, come one my guys will treat you well, yeah yeah
we will bring you for pool, get drunk at the Maurice, or worst Paladium or get tourist chicks
at Dagoberts

Vallalalalalala or Valcatraz or Valcatier is a nice boring spot north of Québec City
where except for Mtl, there something to do.

I miss québec city, I dont miss Truro that for sure, I saw too much kilt over there




Oh yeah to come back to the main subject

Join the Rangers,

Man when you mentionned the Dagobert I hope you were joking ? This place sucked, at least 67- years ago it used to. Dont tell me that shithole is still open !!! lol fuck..... my mom was going there in the 70's...

 

[theoak01]

im really considering jumping into a infantry unit of some sort,i speak no french at all so i guess the vandoo's wouldnt be a good choice,i just want the most hardcore training i can get

and if i do finish high school ill be off to college to become a meathead,i have about 15 months to decide

 

[manny78]

i just want the most hardcore training i can get

French Foreign Legion..... I'm sure you'll love it

 

[theoak01]

what the hell is the french foriegn legion?


is there a militica in canada?

 

[O'Stanozol]

Man when you mentionned the Dagobert I hope you were joking ? This place sucked, at least 67- years ago it used to. Dont tell me that shithole is still open !!! lol fuck..... my mom was going there in the 70's...

Hey pour ce pogner des petites chiennes touriste c'est la place

 

[O'Stanozol]

what the hell is the french foriegn legion?


is there a militica in canada?

There no militica, but there a milicia

 

[O'Stanozol]

what the hell is the french foriegn legion?


is there a militica in canada?

The FFL ou LLE.

Merc unit serving for France, the pay is shit around 13 000$cdn per year
but you dont pay for lodging, food, etc.. 5 years contract.


Contact the French Ambassy, they will tell you.

 

[manny78]

Hey pour ce pogner des petites chiennes touriste c'est la place

tabarnac que t'a raison la dessus !!!!

 

[guards]

tabarnac que t'a raison la dessus !!!!

aer you talking about the militia?????


militia=reserves

 

[manny78]

aer you talking about the militia?????


militia=reserves

we were talking young tourist sluts that you can find at a bar called Dagobert in Quebec city ......lol

 

[O'Stanozol]

aer you talking about the militia?????


militia=reserves

sorry we need to clear this up

I was referring to that club name Dagobert,

Where I said its the place to pick up tourist bitches

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

Re: Re: Re: Canadian Militray Guys need some help

So say that you werent accepted because you admitted you smoked mari?

Where you at now?

They want me to re-apply in june to enter boot camp,they said I could go if I test clean in june.

 

[O'Stanozol]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Canadian Militray Guys need some help

They want me to re-apply in june to enter boot camp,they said I could go if I test clean in june.

hehehehehehehehehehe

still where are you at?

 

[theoak01]

thanks for all your help guys ill see what my options are and what im most interested in when the time comes,for now im gonna do all kinds of research

 

[O'Stanozol]

thanks for all your help guys ill see what my options are and what im most interested in when the time comes,for now im gonna do all kinds of research

FIRST ADVISE: dont listen and dont believe recruiters

 

[guards]

FIRST ADVISE: dont listen and dont believe recruiters

I'll second that!!!

 

[theoak01]

if i cant trust them who do i trust ?

 

[guards]

if i cant trust them who do i trust ?

US!!!!!!!

If you have any questions, ask those that will not try and lead you astray.
I will answer anything you want with regards to the CF.

 

[O'Stanozol]

dont believe us either

were evil

 

[guards]

dont believe us either

were evil

 

[O'Stanozol]

stop the poutine