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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me aCoors."
He gets it. The guy from Labatts sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The
other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Blue?" The Labatts president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
weren't drinking beer, neither would I.
JOKE 2
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a
Newfie?"
"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out
1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The Ontarian was very pleased,
and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's knife
slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon
accidentally cut out 2/3 of the brain. He was terribly remorseful, and
waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered
from the anaesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the
neurosurgeon
said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but here was a ghastly accident. Instead of
cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your
brain."
The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"
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decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me aCoors."
He gets it. The guy from Labatts sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The
other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Blue?" The Labatts president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
weren't drinking beer, neither would I.
JOKE 2
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a
Newfie?"
"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out
1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." The Ontarian was very pleased,
and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's knife
slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon
accidentally cut out 2/3 of the brain. He was terribly remorseful, and
waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered
from the anaesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the
neurosurgeon
said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but here was a ghastly accident. Instead of
cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your
brain."
The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"
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