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Post up funny things....boring too....bitch about....

For the winner I AM GONNA DONATE HALF OF MY KARMA UNDER ONE CONDITION.....
 
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Sounds good to me, as long as I can win this time.
 
Why not, why not? THis is your thread Out AT Sea. I think you can top mine with a little motivation and bribery.
 
I'll contribute later. I'm a little burned out on posting pictures of my penis for now.
 
starfish said:
I've been looking for a new platform bed frame online. Think I found what I wanted. :p
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Good, you're gonna need a better frame. :p
 
I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
 
canadianhitman said:
I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
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I saw that movie at least 50 times.....and loved it every time...

It's a classic...
 
so today I've been having some problems with my anus. you see, there's no toilet paper in my bathroom at the moment and I've been forced to use rough paper towels all day. this consequently led to some anal bleeding. which i dont mind usually, but its nice to see a little bit of brown mixed in with that and today its been nothing but red. while red is obviously a much prettier color than brown, it's not nearly as glamorous when it comes from my ass. my underwear has getting some nasty stains as well. i mean obviously, when you have a bleeding anus, it's gonna get itchy from time to time. and in the process of adjusting my underwear, due to the itchy anus, i'm bound to get some residue on my undergarments.

my head kinda hurts too.
 
Just uh, roll her old bones on over here and I'll dig up your daughter.
 
this looks to be the fun thread :)
 
strangebrew said:
so today I've been having some problems with my anus. you see, there's no toilet paper in my bathroom at the moment and I've been forced to use rough paper towels all day. this consequently led to some anal bleeding. which i dont mind usually, but its nice to see a little bit of brown mixed in with that and today its been nothing but red. while red is obviously a much prettier color than brown, it's not nearly as glamorous when it comes from my ass. my underwear has getting some nasty stains as well. i mean obviously, when you have a bleeding anus, it's gonna get itchy from time to time. and in the process of adjusting my underwear, due to the itchy anus, i'm bound to get some residue on my undergarments.

my head kinda hurts too.
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Reading this just made me cringe and squeeze my butt cheeks together. Never wipe your ass with paper towels!!! Get a wet rag and then wash it out. Just don't leave it for the next person to use. lol
 
biteme said:
Reading this just made me cringe and squeeze my butt cheeks together. Never wipe your ass with paper towels!!! Get a wet rag and then wash it out. Just don't leave it for the next person to use. lol
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usually, if im not pressed for time, ill just hop in the shower, turn the head on massage and spread 'em.
 
Win stuff...
...if you type a word into IE, then click Ctrl+Enter,
it'll add the "http://www." and the ".com" for you
..so example you enter "ILUVUD", click Ctrl+Enter
you get "http://www.ILUVUD.com"
To switch between windows use; Alt+Tab.
Window action menu; click Alt Spacebar
ascii characters; hold Alt and select numbers from Num Pad.
IE forward; Alt+Right Arrow IE back; Alt Left Arrow or Backspace
 
strangebrew said:
usually, if im not pressed for time, ill just hop in the shower, turn the head on massage and spread 'em.
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WOrks really well I hear. I wouldn't know. :biggrin: Just make sure it goes down the drain. Nothing more disgusting that brown stains in the bathtub.
 
I saw the movie "Sexy Beast" the other night. Damn, great movie.
Ben Kingsley (aka; the dude who played Gandhi) was a total monster.
I will get that DVD...
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I'm starting to doze off though. Goodnight peeps.
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Goodnight and tell the little fellow goodnight also. :biggrin:
 
Iiiiiiii Have become comfortably numb.
 
People say I'm crazy
dreamin' my life away
well they give me all kinds of advice
designed to enlighen me

When I tell em that I'm doin' fine just watchin' shadows on the wall
They look at me as if I've lost me mind and say
Boy you're no longer on the ball.

I'm just sittin' here watchin' the wheels go round-n-round
You know I love to watch them roll
No more riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go.
 
Don't let the sun go down on me
although I've searched myself
It's always someone else I see
I'll just allow a fragment of my life
to wonder free.

But losing everything, is like the sun goin' down on me.
 
When you were young and your heart was an open book
You use to say live and let live

But if this ever changin' world in which we live in
makes you give it a cry
say live and let die. Live and let die.
 
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been when it's right it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
 
Love look what you've done to me
never thought I'd fall again so easily
Oh love you wouldn't lie to me, would you?
Leading me to feel this way
 
She believes in me
I'll never know just what she see's in me
I told her one day
I could change the world with my little songs
Oh but I was wrong.

But she has faith in me, so i go on trying faithfully
and who knows maybe on some special night if my song is right
We can find a way, find a way
 
It's friday, the best damn day for a teacher...except the last day of school.....i'm getting excited only 16 full days of school left, then no little shits for over 2 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
oh boy....here we go again.....

let's see: today i'm going to attempt to be really productive and earn my keep around here:

i plan on deep cleaning the entire house: it's only 3,700 sq. ft...heh
mowing the lawn (riding lawnmower though)
cardio
grocery shopping
and then i'm hittin' T-Town tonight

p.s.---and posting on this thread in between :)
 
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