Can somone give me some good material?

[Balls of Steel]

I sit next to this hot girl in Physics, and she likes it when I talk dirty to her. I mean real nasty perverted shit. I usually tell her that I want her to shit in my mouth and then wash it down with piss and all that good stuff, but it is getting kinda old. What is some real nasty stuff that I can say to her? I know we have some pretty creative people on here, so what will really turn her on? I have already used the fucking farm animals and goats shit.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I sit next to this hot girl in Physics, and she likes it when I talk dirty to her. I mean real nasty perverted shit. I usually tell her that I want her to shit in my mouth and then wash it down with piss and all that good stuff, but it is getting kinda old. What is some real nasty stuff that I can say to her? I know we have some pretty creative people on here, so what will really turn her on? I have already used the fucking farm animals and goats shit.

hmmmm. you seem to be focused on letting her do dirty stuff to you.

what is your goal?

1. to scare/disgust her off
2. to make things interesting again

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

tell her you want her to save her pussy juice for a month then microwave it,mix it with the cum you have been saving for a month then spread it on some toast and watch her eat it as you fuck her in the ass then gag her so she pukes and then you wipe your dick in her puke and make her suck you off while she is saying"molest me daddy"

 

[Balls of Steel]

That shit is pretty good Houndog.

My intentions are to grose her out, she likes it though.

Keep this stuff coming.

 

[thefantom1]

Where is WinnyFan when you need him???

 

[dballer]

you should have just PM'ed Goatslayer.... he is the man for this one. Anyone could have thought of shitting in the mouth... he could really help you. Really.. get his help on this.

 

[Balls of Steel]

I might ask her if I can hock a lugie (sp?) in her pussy. Or if I can open her tits, hollow them out, shit in one, piss in the other, then sew them bad boys back up and suck my own bodyfluid out her nipples. But I still need more stuff than that. It isnt even gross enough for her.

 

[talonracer]

I concur.........get SG on this........ you'll have her severed head in your lap in no time.

 

[gymtime]

I bet Goatslayer could help you out on this one. He's pretty creative about this shit.

 

[Frackal]

Tell her the two of you will dig up a fresh grave, and scoop out the shit still in the intestines of the rotten corpse, then scrape out it's rotten semen and testes from the nutsack and make her cook and eat that and then shit it down your throat, and then chew that down with some live spider babies.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

First of all bring a goat, sheep and a nuetured duck to class.
Rather than talking dirty to her, grab her bend her over and do all the dirty things you have told her about. If your teacher objects have them join in. Eventually everyone will join in. Feeling left out the goat, sheep and the nuetured duck will get in the action. Make sure you get all of this on tape for future roalties, and you may be able to sell it to the show, " when animals have orgies" in the future. You will be expelled and will probably live on the streets for the rest of your life, But you will always have the story of how you enticed your whole Physics class into a barn-yard orgy!


"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Latimer]

She sounds like a real winner.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

No need to talk.

Crush her head in a vice, rape her corpse with a tire iron and burn her body in a barrel.

 

[Austin316]

Are you sure a vice is appropriate for this case? I was thinking a powerdrill would be a nice touch

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Any sort of hardware would suffice.

I was just trying to point out the simplicity that should be used during this.

 

[Austin316]

simplistic huh? Well in that case just drop a really heavy rock on her head

 

[satanic goatslayer]

There you go, but you have to make it at least somewhat entertaining. Hence the tire iron sodomy.

 

[Austin316]

lol, I think using a tricycle like Leprechaun did in Leprachaun 1 would be pretty entertaining and simplistic to boot

 

[dballer]

SG... can you change the atavar back to the guy with the cowboy hat? It would be nice... I have asked nicely a few times... I really miss that guy....

 

[Latimer]

lol, I think using a tricycle like Leprechaun did in Leprachaun 1 would be pretty entertaining and simplistic to boot

I liked that movie. It's getting crazy now with that series of movies. The latest one is Leprechaun in the hood and the one before that was Leprechaun in space. I can't bring myself to watch those ones.

 

[Austin316]

Leprechaun in the Hood was one of the stupidest movies Ive ever seen. Leprechaun in space is great. The Leprechaun gets shot with an enlarging ray and turns giant. He then looks at his crotch and proceeds to yell "Bigger is better!" LOL

 

[Latimer]

Did he get his gold?

 

[dballer]

shit.. I missed this one!!!