Can I shave my cat?

[ponyfitness]

I swear since the weather turned warm I can't move without cat hair flying around. I brush him almost daily and it just doesn't stop. It's like he grows a whole new cat once a week and it's really annoying finding clumps of hair everywhere and it gets all over my clothes.

I'm thinking I may just hold him down and shave him. Do you think it would hurt him?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hope he scratches the bejesus out of you.

 

[SaladFork]

I swear since the weather turned warm I can't move without cat hair flying around. I brush him almost daily and it just doesn't stop. It's like he grows a whole new cat once a week and it's really annoying finding clumps of hair everywhere and it gets all over my clothes.

I'm thinking I may just hold him down and shave him. Do you think it would hurt him?

Won't hurt him, but might hurt your relationship with him, he will hate you for it lol.

 

[GUARDIAN]

ATW shaves

 

[puddlemonkey]

ATW shaves

Are you wearing whitey tighties?

 

[squatmonkey]

This is a male asking this question?

 

[pin]

Won't hurt him, but might hurt your relationship with him, he will hate you for it lol.

wtf?

http://cats.meow.in/data/media/cats/1/shaved_cat.jpg

 

[GUARDIAN]

Are you wearing whitey tighties?

grey boxer briefs

 

[puddlemonkey]

grey boxer briefs

Suuuuuuuuuuure

 

[digimon7068]

I hope he scratches the bejesus out of you.

shu'up or ur gettin' shaved next munky. . .

 

[Kano]

can salad fork shave his pussy

 

[GUARDIAN]

Suuuuuuuuuuure

thank u for noticing though

 

[puddlemonkey]

shu'up or ur gettin' shaved next munky. . .

I could use a pube trimming if you're interested.

 

[digimon7068]

I could use a pube trimming if you're interested.

pick3 in 3, 2, 1. . .

 

[pin]

u guys r

 

[Beachboy6294]

Crap I thought this was a female asking if she could shave her cat!!

 

[kyderby]

thank u for noticing though

 

[GUARDIAN]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Alter!

 

[Kano]

I could use a pube trimming if you're interested.

i will shave your whole bush right off bro .. raw dog no cream or anything striahgt razor

 

[ponyfitness]

I hope he scratches the bejesus out of you.

He's got no claws. He's helpless as a redneck teenager tied up behind the barn.

And for clarification, I'm shaving my cat, not my pubes.

 

[blueta2]

It's to shave your cat if he doesn't ever go out. Cats are VERY prone to skin cancer.

 

[hardrock]

What about just trimming him? Will pet groomers do that shit? My cat shed like a mofo and the shit gets everywhere. I just put up with ti though.

 

[silvercakesstar1025]

Alter!

Alter!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[GUARDIAN]

he has good musculature....lol

 

[fistfullofsteel]

don't be a retarded canadian. leave the poor cat alone.

 

[Mr. dB]

How 'bout if you just brush the cat regularly?

 

[Cutiebaby]

That would be a form of cruelty to an animal..
Can the cat shave you?

 

[SaladFork]

can salad fork shave his pussy

I would but she is loose!

 

[ponyfitness]

That would be a form of cruelty to an animal..
Can the cat shave you?

No opposable thumbs. However, when I pull out the peanut butter we usually have some fun.

 

[heavy_duty]

we shave our cat once or twice a year, the groomer does it.

 

[SoKlueles]

Dont touch the whiskers, i read somewhere that if you cut a cats whiskers, they become imbalanced and cant even walk
I wanted to try to do that to my cat just to see if it would happen but i was scared