Can a MRI show that you have roided?

[seansch]

I just had a MRI scan. Can they tell if Ive had multiple injections in my butt? I just finished a 10 wk cycle last month. If so what should I say I was injecting.....

 

[adam wj]

whats the MRI for?

who knows, they may be able to see there's scar tissue
tell them its from getting hazed in college or something

 

[ohashi]

tell them its from getting hazed in college or something

Yes, hazed with daily heroin injections in the ass-cheeks (hey, it's college).

 

[BIGJAKE]

Yes, hazed with daily heroin injections in the ass-cheeks (hey, it's college).

that is great funny shit

 

[adam wj]

i was thinking more like hit in the ass in public with a blunt object
(penis not included homos)

 

[The_Chemist]

Yes, hazed with daily heroin injections in the ass-cheeks (hey, it's college).

lmao. very funny

 

[Mr. Black]

Who cares if they could? What could they do about it? Tell em in addition to the roids, you'r a crack addict too

 

[BigJoshRn]

I have looked at many MRIs and 1.) don't think it would be visible and 2.) don't think that the doc would be looking at the glutes that carefully. I assume you had an MRI on your back?

 

[casualbb]

I was an MRI assistant this summer.

1) MRI's are always focused on one particular part of your body. Usually it's the heart, the brain, or the site of an injury.

2) Abcesses, scars might show. But doctors don't care because they doing an MRI to investigate an injury or confirm serious medical problems, not see what illegal shit you're doing.

3) They don't actually care what illegal shit you're doing. We had 1 heroin addict and 1 crack addict come in for MRI's. They admitted to this. Hospitals aren't looking to bust you for anything.

The worst that happens is we'll laugh at you behind closed doors. For instance one lady seemed to have abnormally large boobs for her size. The MRI was of shoulder/torso. Well guess what showed, HUGE implants. Her actual breasts would have been less than an A cup.

 

[seansch]

Yeah, the MRI was on my lower back. A stupid drunk bitch hit T-boned my truck....she went right through her red light. Thats why Im concerned because the glute region will probably be on there.