buying a cow for the winter

[binö]

not as a pet either
for food, to put into my mouth and excrete out the back end.
thinking about doing this, friend has a small cattle ranch and sells them in 1/4s, 1/2s, and full cows.
I'd proly buy a fourth if i did it, not sure how i'd get it butchered.
i think the price is around $700

 

[KillahBee]

wait, you serious? you guys can buy livestock and fucking eat it? do you just walk it down to the local butcher and say "Hey, Mel, chop this bitch up and keep some flank for yourself"?

 

[Cutiebaby]

I need just one for milk..My family goes through way to much milk a week

 

[binö]

wait, you serious? you guys can buy livestock and fucking eat it? do you just walk it down to the local butcher and say "Hey, Mel, chop this bitch up and keep some flank for yourself"?

not that uncommon bor, people do this across the country.
even in cali i bet you could buy quartered livestock
it's a lot cheaper and you can get it butchered to your specifications.
i have a bigass restraunt style freezer to store it all.
i would never actually see the unbutchered meat, it would go from my friends farm directly to the butcher and then to me

 

[KillahBee]

not that uncommon bor, people do this across the country.
even in cali i bet you could buy quartered livestock
it's a lot cheaper and you can get it butchered to your specifications.
i have a bigass restraunt style freezer to store it all.
i would never actually see the unbutchered meat, it would go from my friends farm directly to the butcher and then to me

fuck that. I'd pay extra to get some pics with ol Bessy. I'd also pay even more extra to make the first slice into her.

I once caught some fish off the coast of Mexico then brought it to a restaurant where they cooked it for us.

felt manly and shit

 

[PICK3]

I thought this thread was about prostitution

 

[binö]

I need just one for milk..My family goes through way to much milk a week

can't you milk the gyno juice from needto's teet?

 

[javaguru]

not that uncommon bor, people do this across the country.
even in cali i bet you could buy quartered livestock
it's a lot cheaper and you can get it butchered to your specifications.
i have a bigass restraunt style freezer to store it all.
i would never actually see the unbutchered meat, it would go from my friends farm directly to the butcher and then to me

My butcher shop offers deals like that. When I was growing up we raised the cattle,100% grass fed no antibiotics, and had them slaughtered and cut to specs. Mixed 50/50 with venison..good stuff.

 

[binö]

fuck that. I'd pay extra to get some pics with ol Bessy. I'd also pay even more extra to make the first slice into her.

I once caught some fish off the coast of Mexico then brought it to a restaurant where they cooked it for us.

felt manly and shit

if i got the full cow i'd want the female genitalia left intact.
sexy time, you know how it goes

 

[javaguru]

I thought this thread was about prostitution

I thought he was looking into a short term marriage....

 

[Cutiebaby]

can't you milk the gynecomastia juice from needto's teet?

He does not have that...Funny you should know the exact word for it, have an encounter with it before?

 

[string_bean00]

my pops did that when i was a lad, id see the cow grow at his buddy's place where he kept it and id pet it and it would have a name, eventually it would be on the dinner plate

 

[KillahBee]

if i got the full cow i'd want the female genitalia left intact.
sexy time, you know how it goes

Word, word.

How many lbs of beef we talking about for that 7 hondo?

 

[binö]

My butcher shop offers deals like that. When I was growing up we raised the cattle,100% grass fed no antibiotics, and had them slaughtered and cut to specs. Mixed 50/50 with venison..good stuff.

gotta cut that vension with another meat.
too gamey solo, tastes good mixed with pork sausage.
my family is big participants in the wayne county fair, they always enter pigs

 

[PICK3]

my pops did that when i was a lad, id see the cow grow at his buddy's place where he kept it and id pet it and it would have a name, eventually it would be on the dinner plate

still working through that in therapy?

 

[Lestat]

our local butcher shop does that too. no way I'd get through it. I once bought 50lbs and didn't finish it all in a year, ended up tossing quite a bit.

 

[string_bean00]

still working through that in therapy?

nah it made me tough

 

[string_bean00]

our local butcher shop does that too. no way I'd get through it. I once bought 50lbs and didn't finish it all in a year, ended up tossing quite a bit.

dude no wonder you're <200 lbs. 50 lbs aint shit.

 

[javaguru]

gotta cut that vension with another meat.
too gamey solo, tastes good mixed with pork sausage.
my family is big participants in the wayne county fair, they always enter pigs

You can't make a good hamburger patty with 100% venison(too lean), that's another reason for mixing it with beef.

 

[PICK3]

gotta cut that vension with another meat.
too gamey solo

Agreed I hate all that wild shit, I'm a city boy.

Fuck, even when I eat fish it's square on a bun.

 

[heatherrae]

wait, you serious? you guys can buy livestock and fucking eat it? do you just walk it down to the local butcher and say "Hey, Mel, chop this bitch up and keep some flank for yourself"?

ummmm...yeah. you are such a city slicker.

 

[javaguru]

dude no wonder you're <200 lbs. 50 lbs aint shit.

The vast majority of my protein consumption is from powders. I still go through about three pounds of lean beef a week.

 

[binö]

He does not have that...Funny you should know the exact word for it, have an encounter with it before?

i'm a skinny natty, no gyno here
trying to fatten up with my pet cow for the winter

 

[KillahBee]

I would love to do that. Maybe I should. I like meats.

 

[binö]

Word, word.

How many lbs of beef we talking about for that 7 hondo?

i'm not exactly sure...i think around 250 lbs.
i think that includes the bone weight

 

[Lestat]

dude no wonder you're <200 lbs. 50 lbs aint shit.

i got sick of it man

 

[KillahBee]

i'm not exactly sure...i think around 250 lbs.
i think that includes the bone weight

damn, that'll last a nigga at least 6-10 months, no?

 

[binö]

damn, that'll last a nigga at least 6-10 months, no?

yeah it'd last a while.
don't quote me on that weight, i think it's close though.
total weight is 1100 lbs i think.
i'd seal the packages with a sealer so it didn't get freezer burn
and lestat, why would you throw it out? why not just freeze it for later?

 

[-SD-]

fuck that. I'd pay extra to get some pics with ol Bessy. I'd also pay even more extra to make the first slice into her.

I once caught some fish off the coast of Mexico then brought it to a restaurant where they cooked it for us.

felt manly and shit

try it with a gun, you will feel like you actually have balls rob.

 

[puddlemonkey]

My brother bought a whole one years back. Waaaaaaaaaay too much meat.

 

[KillahBee]

try it with a gun, you will feel like you actually have balls rob.

Seriously. When I think "balls" I think - attack something that is defenseless!

 

[mountain muscle]

A 1/4 beef would be a good start. Prices around here are about the same. You'll pay about the same to have it butchered as say a deer. The guy you buy it from probably knows a good local butcher to help with that.

I really want to get a 1/2 a beefalo, gonna have to talk to Scots and KClycra to see if they want to split it.

 

[calveless wonder]

i couldn't really feed something and raise it and then kill it.

i'll let other mofos do that for me

 

[javaguru]

i couldn't really feed something and raise it and then kill it.

i'll let other mofos do that for me

When you're raised in a culture that raises livestock then you don't feel much. When I was a young child it bothered me until I realized how stupid cattle are....we raised them for a purpose.

 

[theoak01]

shit we just bought a 1000 heffer from my fiancees uncle for 700bucks, sounds like your buying overpriced small cows dude.

although I guess our beef market is still recovering

 

[the_clockwork]

I buy a full one every year from an amish community about 40 minutes north

 

[binö]

I buy a full one every year from an amish community about 40 minutes north

how much meat do you get?
how do you get it butchered?

 

[the_clockwork]

how much meat do you get?
how do you get it butchered?

well i buy it already butchered.. if you buy the whole thing though they cut you a decent deal.. I never see it alive

I have a deep freezer in my basement and it packs in full.. not sure the poundage though.. I could check it

some of the stuff I don't even eat.. like the tongue

 

[binö]

well i buy it already butchered.. if you buy the whole thing though they cut you a decent deal.. I never see it alive

I have a deep freezer in my basement and it packs in full.. not sure the poundage though.. I could check it

some of the stuff I don't even eat.. like the tongue

how do you get it prepared?
how many pounds of ground, loin, etc

 

[javaguru]

well i buy it already butchered.. if you buy the whole thing though they cut you a decent deal.. I never see it alive

I have a deep freezer in my basement and it packs in full.. not sure the poundage though.. I could check it

some of the stuff I don't even eat.. like the tongue

How many bodies can your freezer hold?

 

[the_clockwork]

actually I lied.. I don't get a full one.. I think it's 1/2

It is frozen in chucks and they shrink wrap it for me..

This is only the 2nd year I've bought one but I know I have a fuckton left still from last year

 

[binö]

actually I lied.. I don't get a full one.. I think it's 1/2

It is frozen in chucks and they shrink wrap it for me..

This is only the 2nd year I've bought one but I know I have a fuckton left still from last year

well my boy was telling me that i can get it butchered in different ways.
i can decide how many lbs of ground i want, how big the loins can be, etc.
and like i said i would machine seal it so it didn't get burned

 

[vixensghost]

Are you Gambino's evil twin brother?...Like it could get any worse....

Freezer full of wild game on this end. Hubby is an avid hunter.

 

[the_clockwork]

Are you Gambino's evil twin brother?...Like it could get any worse....

Freezer full of wild game on this end. Hubby is an avid hunter.

avid hunter? never heard of them.. I hunt deer

what's an avid?

 

[cindylou]

avid hunter? never heard of them.. I hunt deer

what's an avid?

lol really???

you deer hunt?

 

[WODIN]

We buy a 1/2 about every 8 months or so. Works out great and the avg cost is way less. If I had a bigger freezer I'd do the whole one. Lots of goodness on them puppies!

 

[vixensghost]

avid hunter? never heard of them.. I hunt deer

what's an avid?

U ain't lived til you've eaten avid.

LOL- As in desirous or eager, for those who may not know.*giggle*

 

[binö]

We buy a 1/2 about every 8 months or so. Works out great and the avg cost is way less. If I had a bigger freezer I'd do the whole one. Lots of goodness on them puppies!

how do you get it prepared.
how many lbs of ground, etc.

 

[the_clockwork]

lol really???

you deer hunt?

ya I own some land in Missouri and we deer hunt every year around 11/11

 

[the_clockwork]

fyi... in case you are purchasing this cow to relieve some frustrations.. bestiality is illegal in most states

 

[txbondsman]

U ain't lived til you've eaten avid.

LOL- As in desirous or eager, for those who may not know.*giggle*

tastes like chicken...

 

[Mr. dB]

wait, you serious? you guys can buy livestock and fucking eat it? do you just walk it down to the local butcher and say "Hey, Mel, chop this bitch up and keep some flank for yourself"?

You walk into the butcher and say "I'd like to buy a side of beef". He'll know what you mean.

 

[Mr. dB]

not as a pet either
for food, to put into my mouth and excrete out the back end.
thinking about doing this, friend has a small cattle ranch and sells them in 1/4s, 1/2s, and full cows.
I'd proly buy a fourth if i did it, not sure how i'd get it butchered.
i think the price is around $700

I think you'd be better off with a steer than a cow.

 

[txbondsman]

not as a pet either
for food, to put into my mouth and excrete out the back end.
thinking about doing this, friend has a small cattle ranch and sells them in 1/4s, 1/2s, and full cows.
I'd proly buy a fourth if i did it, not sure how i'd get it butchered.
i think the price is around $700

if your friend does this all the tme and knows what he is doing, it will work out great. If he takes the cow directly off grass (not marijuana) it may be tough, needs to be fed out for awhile. If that is the program, just hit up the local butcher for the 1/4 or 1/2, may not be as cheap but it probably will be a better quality.

Btw, Bino, what's a small cattle ranch? Less than 200,000 acres? LOL