but first, this fu@%in' message

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Commercials use sex to sell things; why can't they use violence and bad language too? Not all families are as "functional" as the ones they show you on TV.


MOM: Eat your fuckin' corn flakes, ya cocksucker!

SON: Fuck you, Ma.

MOM: Why you little creep!
SLAM! SMACK! POW!

DAD: Here, Son, try this. It's new from Kellogg's.

SON: Holy shit, raisins!

MOM: Hey, asshole! What're ya tryin' to do, spoil the kid?

DAD: Listen, cunt, I'm tired of your meddlin'!
BLAM! POW! CRACK!

SON: Hey, Dad, when you get finished punchin' Mom, gimme some more of that shit with the raisins in it, will ya?



e to the Z!

 

[Crazier]

NO SHIT!!!

I was thinking about this they other day. They should set up Cable stations for News.

"It's gonna be colder than shit tomorrow..."

"That fucking Osama guy can lick deeezzz nuts..."

That sort of thing.

I'd tune in!
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