Burnando's brother?

[slat1]

There is a trainer at my gym. He is from some sort of middle eastern dissent. He has been here for 20 years or so yet still has a thick accent.
This guy reminds me of AAP's Burnando.
He thinks he is gods gift to women. He is constantly groping them at the gym. Telling them how beautiful they are etc.
This guy also lies all the time to create his image.
He says he is all natural. Yet it was posted in the paper he failed a drug test at a show.
I also noticed it takes him over five minutes to use the urinal. Seems like someones prostate gland is a bit swollen.. LOL
He says he just got paid $50k to do a calendar. Huh? I bet Ronnie Coleman let alone Tyson Beckford don't get paid that much.
Now his new thing is he is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. The guy is in his late 40's.
Any way. He cornered my gym hottie the other day. I know she can handle herself so I didn't interupt. I guess he was listing all the things he would like to do to her etc.
Gym hottie and I have kept things pretty quiet so he had no idea.
He was asking things like "why you no like me?" LOL
I guess he saw us going at it in the parking lot the other day. Now he is all upset... LOL. He mutters shit in Spanish when he walks by me at the gym. He is constantly making comments about how much I talk to women.
The guy is such a loser its sad. He has to lie about stuff to feel like his life has some value.
Rant over...

 

[CENTURION44]

you have to post pics so someone can photoshop them in together

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I used to have a friend like that.

USED TO.

95% of everything he said was complete and utter bullsh*t. You could always tell when he was about to spin a tale---he'd always preface his stories with something along the lines of "hey...guess what?!?" or "you aren't gonna believe this!"

You're right, S*^#t (name hidden to protect the incomprehensibly incompetent), I probably won't believe it.

 

[slat1]

I find its just easier to be honest. That way you don't have to remember any stupid lies!

 

[Raina]

I have no idea how guys like that ever catch the attention of females.

 

[slat1]

I have no idea how guys like that ever catch the attention of females.

The women are lonely and have no self worth. They feed off of the attention. It makes them feel wanted and special.

 

[NJjuice22]

I bet he's persian..most of them are complete tools...i.e Bobber.

 

[CENTURION44]

Burtardo has hairy nipples and his speedos are full of grapes

 

[Sub-Zero]

There is a trainer at my gym. He is from some sort of middle eastern dissent. He has been here for 20 years or so yet still has a thick accent.
This guy reminds me of AAP's Burnando.
He thinks he is gods gift to women. He is constantly groping them at the gym. Telling them how beautiful they are etc.
This guy also lies all the time to create his image.
He says he is all natural. Yet it was posted in the paper he failed a drug test at a show.
I also noticed it takes him over five minutes to use the urinal. Seems like someones prostate gland is a bit swollen.. LOL
He says he just got paid $50k to do a calendar. Huh? I bet Ronnie Coleman let alone Tyson Beckford don't get paid that much.
Now his new thing is he is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. The guy is in his late 40's.
Any way. He cornered my gym hottie the other day. I know she can handle herself so I didn't interupt. I guess he was listing all the things he would like to do to her etc.
Gym hottie and I have kept things pretty quiet so he had no idea.
He was asking things like "why you no like me?" LOL
I guess he saw us going at it in the parking lot the other day. Now he is all upset... LOL. He mutters shit in Spanish when he walks by me at the gym. He is constantly making comments about how much I talk to women.
The guy is such a loser its sad. He has to lie about stuff to feel like his life has some value.
Rant over...

hes a loser but your the one crying about some loser to a msg board of people who dont care?


lol jk, yeah what a dickfac

 

[CENTURION44]

Timmmmmerrrrrr!

 

[AAP]

well burnando didn't even get a chance to do a calendar. someone else won that opportunity right out from under him.