Brunch thread

[Dial_tone]

I'm tryin to wake up so I can go get some ham & cheese croissants (translation- glazed donuts). I'll drive if somebody buys.

 

[FISHTALES]

Krispy Kream

 

[gonelifting]

My wife had an "Everything Pizza last night and I did`nt touch it. She tempted me again this morning with it... I`m Still holding steadfast.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I had a low carb tortilla with egg whites and avocado.

 

[SoreArms]

just had a spinach and feta omelette with a few cups of coffee, it was delicious if I must say so myself.

 

[Carmen]

I'm tryin to wake up so I can go get some ham & cheese croissants (translation- glazed donuts). I'll drive if somebody buys.

I'm not in the same timezone as you..
i just made a big tray of eggplant and chicken cutlet parmesian, salad, garlic bread, and banana cream pie.
its cooking now.
i am... a domestic princess.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm not in the same timezone as you..
i just made a big tray of eggplant and chicken cutlet parmesian, salad, garlic bread, and banana cream pie.
its cooking now.
i am... a domestic princess.

and a Thick Chick to boot............marry me..............today if possible.

 

[Carmen]

and a Thick Chick to boot............marry me..............today if possible.

where's my rock?
or anything that rhymes with it!!

 

[Dial_tone]

where's my rock?
or anything that rhymes with it!!

your rock is wrapped around my thing that rhymes with it.......although I don't suppose that makes me sound very appealing.

 

[string_bean00]

I had a frozen pizza.

 

[jackangel]

i got stoned last night at a party (yes, i actually went to one) and then drove home with a horrendous assortment of junk food. going into an exxon tiger mart at 3 AM before finding the parkway, i purchased:

1 pint of haagen dazs strawberry ice cream (eaten)
1 king size snickers
1 king size nestle crunch (eaten)
1 king size kit kat
1 king size baby ruth (eaten)
1 king size milky way
1 king size reese sticks (eaten)
2 chipwich ice cream sandwiches (eaten)

from last night till now, i've had approximately 5000 calories of junk. otherwise, i was going strong on my diet. we'll just call this a ridiculously stupid cheat day, and get back on track tomorrow. a learning experience...let's see how much fat this puts back on my abs.

the dumbest part of it is that i don't even want all this stuff, now...but i'll finish it off just the same. usually i have more restraint, even when buying junk while stoned.

no matter, i shall rise.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I had steak and natural peanut butter.

 

[Carmen]

your rock is wrapped around my thing that rhymes with it.......although I don't suppose that makes me sound very appealing.

LOL!
um... no, not appealing at all.
if your thing that rhymes with rock is the same size as my finger.... what do i need YOU for?
unless you can do laundry? clean?
massage my aching back?

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL!
um... no, not appealing at all.
if your thing that rhymes with rock is the same size as my finger.... what do i need YOU for?
unless you can do laundry? clean?
massage my aching back?

well, my snoring will ensure you're never late for work.

 

[Carmen]

well, my snoring will ensure you're never late for work.

oh man...
you mean, if i lived with you... i WOULDN'T be late for work and you could double as a holder for my rings?
DT, you're lucky you're so charming.

 

[string_bean00]

i got stoned last night at a party (yes, i actually went to one) and then drove home with a horrendous assortment of junk food. going into an exxon tiger mart at 3 AM before finding the parkway, i purchased:

1 pint of haagen dazs strawberry ice cream (eaten)
1 king size snickers
1 king size nestle crunch (eaten)
1 king size kit kat
1 king size baby ruth (eaten)
1 king size milky way
1 king size reese sticks (eaten)
2 chipwich ice cream sandwiches (eaten)

from last night till now, i've had approximately 5000 calories of junk. otherwise, i was going strong on my diet. we'll just call this a ridiculously stupid cheat day, and get back on track tomorrow. a learning experience...let's see how much fat this puts back on my abs.

the dumbest part of it is that i don't even want all this stuff, now...but i'll finish it off just the same. usually i have more restraint, even when buying junk while stoned.

no matter, i shall rise.

Fatass!