Dial_tone said:I'm tryin to wake up so I can go get some ham & cheese croissants (translation- glazed donuts). I'll drive if somebody buys.
becoming's avatar said:I'm not in the same timezone as you..
i just made a big tray of eggplant and chicken cutlet parmesian, salad, garlic bread, and banana cream pie.
its cooking now.
i am... a domestic princess.
Dial_tone said:and a Thick Chick to boot............marry me..............today if possible.
becoming's avatar said:where's my rock?
or anything that rhymes with it!!
Dial_tone said:your rock is wrapped around my thing that rhymes with it.......although I don't suppose that makes me sound very appealing.![]()
becoming's avatar said:LOL!
um... no, not appealing at all.
if your thing that rhymes with rock is the same size as my finger.... what do i need YOU for?
unless you can do laundry? clean?
massage my aching back?
Dial_tone said:well, my snoring will ensure you're never late for work.![]()
jackangel said:i got stoned last night at a party (yes, i actually went to one) and then drove home with a horrendous assortment of junk food. going into an exxon tiger mart at 3 AM before finding the parkway, i purchased:
1 pint of haagen dazs strawberry ice cream (eaten)
1 king size snickers
1 king size nestle crunch (eaten)
1 king size kit kat
1 king size baby ruth (eaten)
1 king size milky way
1 king size reese sticks (eaten)
2 chipwich ice cream sandwiches (eaten)
from last night till now, i've had approximately 5000 calories of junk. otherwise, i was going strong on my diet. we'll just call this a ridiculously stupid cheat day, and get back on track tomorrow. a learning experience...let's see how much fat this puts back on my abs.
the dumbest part of it is that i don't even want all this stuff, now...but i'll finish it off just the same. usually i have more restraint, even when buying junk while stoned.
no matter, i shall rise.![]()
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