Breaking news: Jesus still dead

[Island Son]

on Monday, producer James Cameron will announce a documentary showing the discovery and proof of Jesus's grave, along with his wife's (Mary Magdalene) and son's (Judah) graves.
http://time-blog.com/middle_east/2007/02/jesus_tales_from_the_crypt.html?xid=site-cnn-partner

in next week's news, James Cameron stoned to death by angry fundamentalists....

 

[redguru]

Ah, Jesus had a wife and son? You've been reading too much of the Da Vinci Code. You do realize that was a work of fiction, as was his background research.

 

[redguru]

on Monday, producer James Cameron will announce a documentary showing the discovery and proof of Jesus's grave, along with his wife's (Mary Magdalene) and son's (Judah) graves.
http://time-blog.com/middle_east/2007/02/jesus_tales_from_the_crypt.html?xid=site-cnn-partner

in next week's news, James Cameron stoned to death by angry fundamentalists....

There will be about as much truth and true research in that as there was in "An Inconvenient Truth".

 

[UA_Iron]

i'd fight jesus. and win.

 

[redguru]

i'd fight jesus. and win.

He'd probably use Michael as a proxy.

 

[Island Son]

Ah, Jesus had a wife and son? You've been reading too much of the Da Vinci Code. You do realize that was a work of fiction, as was his background research.

Those rumors were around long before the Davinci code, my friend. The book used them, not the other way around. There have been books before and since, that was just the most popular one.
And, _I_ didn't state that, I quoted the article. Draw the distinction.

 

[redguru]

Those rumors were around long before the Davinci code, my friend. The book used them, not the other way around. There have been books before and since, that was just the most popular one.
And, _I_ didn't state that, I quoted the article. Draw the distinction.

I see, but still there has been no documentation, no writings, texts, correspondence or other proof of the accusation found. I guess Rome destroyed any evidence.

 

[perkele]

That Jesus dude, he's quite a character.

 

[jh1]

Ah, Jesus had a wife and son? You've been reading too much of the Da Vinci Code. You do realize that was a work of fiction, as was his background research.

LMFAO...

Of course it's fiction.. it's roots are from the most popular peice of fiction ever written. The Bible.

 

[UA_Iron]

I work with Jesus. He just got his citizenship recently

 

[jh1]

I work with Jesus. He just got his citizenship recently

Is he juicing bro?

 

[redsamurai]

I see, but still there has been no documentation, no writings, texts, correspondence or other proof of the accusation found. I guess Rome destroyed any evidence.

rome destroyed everything..........mark my words, jesus's own writings are buried in some catacomb vault in Rome. No way they'd release em though.........they have tailored that story for 2 millenia.....and yeah, Mr. Cameron best watch his shit........something like this, even if it proves to be false......can get you shot. And not by no crazies..........the vatican is mafia, no more no less.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Think about this. If Jesus never married then how did he avoid sexual sin? If you masterbate then you are getting aroused by thinking unwholesome thoughts and defiling yourself. Do you think the Devil never tempted him with this? So that means he never did have an orgasm....unless he married and it was sanctified by the union. Not saying it was MM though.

 

[redguru]

Is he juicing bro?

Bean juice maybe.

 

[Lao Tzu]

So evolution shows there was no Adam & Eve, and no original sin. Therefore, Jesus died for nothing.

And Jesus was never resurrected.



I'd say there go the foundations. That why I'm switching to the winning team, Islam.

 

[Lao Tzu]

PS: this is the most interesting thread concept all month, Kudos.

 

[redguru]

So evolution shows there was no Adam & Eve, and no original sin. Therefore, Jesus died for nothing.

And Jesus was never resurrected.



I'd say there go the foundations. That why I'm switching to the winning team, Islam.

Umm, same foundations, except I didn't see Jesus condoning pederasty in his teachings.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Umm, same foundations, except I didn't see Jesus condoning pederasty in his teachings.

I've always assumed there were different foundations. Resurrection is not believed in all branches of Christianity to my knowledge, but Jesus is considered to have died for original sin in them.

 

[redsamurai]

Umm, same foundations, except I didn't see Jesus condoning pederasty in his teachings.

hehe, can't we just all agree that it's "all" full of shit??

 

[Lao Tzu]

It comes on March 4th at 9PM on discovery channel.

 

[jh1]

hehe, can't we just all agree that it's "all" full of shit??

Count me in.

 

[JayC9]

I found Jesus whilst scraping the carbon from my toast this morning, twas a breakfast revelation, Jesus on setting 4.

 

[EnderJE]

I've got Jesus locked in my basement for the weekend. Best party eeevvvveeeeerrr! The grape like hue was a nice touch. Tastes like Koolaid and Vodka...

 

[gotmilk]

I think I'm going to hell for drowning Jesus in Grape jelly

 

[Island Son]

If you consider the original story, he was in human form, died, all brain function ceased, cells started to decay, and then he was resurrected.

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overLords!!

 

[jh1]

If you consider the original story, he was in human form, died, all brain function ceased, cells started to decay, and then he was resurrected.

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overLords!!

LMFAO...

 

[gotmilk]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overLords!!

 

[rykertest]

hehe, can't we just all agree that it's "all" full of shit??

we all agree you are.

 

[jh1]

we all agree you are.

Define 'We'... thanks.