An older man sidles up to an older woman at a hotel bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. She accepts and after the drink says she has to go. He offers to walk her to her room and she says no.
The next night he sees her there again, buys her a couple drinks, and this time she lets him walk her to her room. He asks for a kiss, sh says no, thats that.
Next night he sees her there again, buys her soem drinks, walks her up, and this time he gets a kiss. He asks if he can come in but no.
The next night all the same stuff happens except she lets him come in. They do the thing consenting adults do.
Afterwards he says, if I'd realized you were a virgin, I wouldn't have been so aggressive.
She says, if I'd realized you could get it up, I would have taken my panty hose off!
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