Bodybuilding Funnies!!!

[hellboy]

The other day I was talking to this really fine girl at the gym. She looked great. Lots of muscles and low bodyfat. All that. So I was asking how she got to look so good and she says "well to be honest I started taking steroids about a year ago." I said wow - but aren't you afraid of the side effects? And she says that at first she was but the only side effect she's noticed is that she's growing hair in places she's never had before. Naturally I had to ask where. "On my balls." she says.

Badump bump.

 

[FreakMonster]

freak-who is in avatar??

Some random internet whore.

 

[Bonkme2]

"On my balls"


I just spit my dinner out all over my keyboard so I wouldn't choke.
Funny shit...

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Dweeb walks up to the Big Guy in the gym.

"Hey, Big Guy, how can I look bigger."

Big Guy sizes dweeb up for a moment, and replies cooly:

"Move to Japan."



--I ripped that off from something, but it gave me a chuckle.

 

[BodybuildingUniverse]

good stuff man but that BUNS UP AVATAR has got me distracted...

 

[acc]

damn, i must be a body builder.

 

[FreakMonster]

good stuff man but that BUNS UP AVATAR has got me distracted...

Image: http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/8162447_F_tn.jpg

I went ahead and changed it. Any better?

 

[JuicePimp]

Nice, good for a Christmas laugh

 

[Lumberg]

An older man sidles up to an older woman at a hotel bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. She accepts and after the drink says she has to go. He offers to walk her to her room and she says no.

The next night he sees her there again, buys her a couple drinks, and this time she lets him walk her to her room. He asks for a kiss, sh says no, thats that.

Next night he sees her there again, buys her soem drinks, walks her up, and this time he gets a kiss. He asks if he can come in but no.

The next night all the same stuff happens except she lets him come in. They do the thing consenting adults do.

Afterwards he says, if I'd realized you were a virgin, I wouldn't have been so aggressive.

She says, if I'd realized you could get it up, I would have taken my panty hose off!

 

[granby140]

lol