Bodybuilding Funnies!!!

[FreakMonster]

A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.

 

[FreakMonster]

How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him how great he looks while doing it.

 

[FreakMonster]

The Queen of England was visiting some of the USA's top hospitals, and during her tours of one of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what's the purpose of this?" The doctor replied, "That man is a body builder who is taking special treatment to build up his testosterone levels after a cycle. As a result his testicles fill up with semen very rapidly. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and the man would die instantly." "Oh, I'm sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan."

 

[CycloneHWT]

Cyclone

 

[sicklydiesel]

that first one had me cracking up!!

 

[NewGuy1980]

How many Body Builders does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Ans: 5, 1 to hold the lightbulb still and the other four to pick up the whole room and spin it around.

 

[muscleup]

got to bump it...funny shit

 

[CRUSHER]

can you believe it.

they have lived side by side for 27 years.

shared everything

shared the same women,same shower,same pants.

and yet through it all they are still sticking together.

wanna know who im talkin about?????
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DEEZ MUTHA FUKIN NUUUTTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stubby2]

bump

 

[Slinky Wizard]

Pretty damm funny