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RADAR
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A young blonde girl came back from school one evening. She ran to her mom and said, "Mommy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."
Next day, the girl came back from school and said, "Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."
Next day, she returned from school and cried, "Mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"
She flashed her impressive 36-D's at her mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
a man was in his front garden mowin his lawn when he saw this attractive blonde female comin out of the house next door go to the mailbox slam it shut an walk bak in the house slammin the door...the man counts the woman doin this 3 times an when he got to edgin his lawn she appeared again ,,as she walks down the path he shouts to her "is there sumthin wrong"? to which she replies " yes there certainly is" my stupid computer says iv got mail
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Three blondes are out walking and they find some trackson the ground, 1st one says "oh they rabbit tracks" the 2nd says "NO they deer tracks" the 3rd says "no silly they bear tracks!" they were still arguing 10 mins later when the train hit them.
How many blondes does it take to change a tire?
Thirty-seven. Thirty-six to lift the car off the ground and one to pin the diaper on the tire.
RADAR
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."
Next day, the girl came back from school and said, "Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."
Next day, she returned from school and cried, "Mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"
She flashed her impressive 36-D's at her mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
a man was in his front garden mowin his lawn when he saw this attractive blonde female comin out of the house next door go to the mailbox slam it shut an walk bak in the house slammin the door...the man counts the woman doin this 3 times an when he got to edgin his lawn she appeared again ,,as she walks down the path he shouts to her "is there sumthin wrong"? to which she replies " yes there certainly is" my stupid computer says iv got mail
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Three blondes are out walking and they find some trackson the ground, 1st one says "oh they rabbit tracks" the 2nd says "NO they deer tracks" the 3rd says "no silly they bear tracks!" they were still arguing 10 mins later when the train hit them.
How many blondes does it take to change a tire?
Thirty-seven. Thirty-six to lift the car off the ground and one to pin the diaper on the tire.
RADAR
