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GoldenDelicious
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lol
first black eye was from a kid throwing a rock at me as a child
second black eye was also a kid throwing a rock at me
numerous black eyes from training, with and without gloves
one black eye from a fight, some guy punched me while i was talking to his mate (very recent)...not a shiner, just some seepage into the eye socket
i now have mad eye makeup skillz lol
first black eye was from a kid throwing a rock at me as a child
second black eye was also a kid throwing a rock at me
numerous black eyes from training, with and without gloves
one black eye from a fight, some guy punched me while i was talking to his mate (very recent)...not a shiner, just some seepage into the eye socket
i now have mad eye makeup skillz lol
i knew you wereGoldenDelicious said:i now have mad eye makeup skillz lol
When i was a kid i use to open doors right into my big head...what? i'm legally blind, shesh. Anywho, i had several black eyes throughout the ol childhood. Guess you could say my navigation system was a bit off.
well that redefines "taking one for the team".AAP said:
hamstershaver
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first one i remember was a baseball hitting me under the eye
last one i got was playing football, head to eye hit, that one hurt
last one i got was playing football, head to eye hit, that one hurt
GoldenDelicious
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sweetie come over, and ill make your adams apple look like a molehabitualhealth said:i knew you were
When i was a kid i use to open doors right into my big head...what? i'm legally blind, shesh. Anywho, i had several black eyes throughout the ol childhood. Guess you could say my navigation system was a bit off.
just think....being able to pick people up during the daytime!
like a date or a cab?GoldenDelicious said:
bigmann245
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i never got a black eye. i always made a point to protect my face. allthough there was the one time i had my tooth punched through my lip. but never a black eye.
GoldenDelicious
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i mean, people whose manhood is still attachedhabitualhealth said:like a date or a cab?
sort of like aap
...before the surgery
hamstershaver
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i teabagged klu the other day, it didnt leave a mark with my acorn nuts thoughAAP said:
awittyusername
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I have had 2 black eyes. Of course, both from girls.lol
My first day of kidergarden, my mom told me not to hit girls. I said. "No...I love girls"
Anyways, I thought I was going to be a ladies man at school. So, the first reccess...I ran up and planted a big kiss on little hottie in a Winnie the Poo short dress. She punched me in my eye so hard...tears ran down my face. Of course, everyone laughed even more when I showed up the 2nd day of school with a black eye. lol
My second black eye came from my first real gf at about 24 yrs old. We were together almost 2 yrs. I helped her get a place to live and a car etc. She started putting preasure on me to get married. But, I found out she was seeing/fucking a guy we were both just friends with.lol So, we broke up....she went with him. No problem. But, a few weeks later....I was bored and went out alone. (I went alone because my ex was fucking my friend) Anyways I some how put it together enough to meet a girl. We are dancing and I see my ex and my friend come in. So, I say to the girl. "Why don't we get out of here" We are walking out to avoid any scene. And, my ex comes flying across the bar, and jacks me in the eye and starts yelling at me. I'm like...WTF??? You were the one that wanted to move in with me...but, was seeing my friend...then, lied about it...Now, I am the one who gets hit and thrown out. (the owner of the bar threw me out, because....well I don't have a vag.)
I left peacefully....But, my ex ran out and tried to get me to stop to talk. I didn't want to talk. So, she kicked in my door on my new Corvette!!!!!! Of course, she didn't think she needed to pay for the door, because I was hooking up with some slut. lol
My first day of kidergarden, my mom told me not to hit girls. I said. "No...I love girls"
Anyways, I thought I was going to be a ladies man at school. So, the first reccess...I ran up and planted a big kiss on little hottie in a Winnie the Poo short dress. She punched me in my eye so hard...tears ran down my face. Of course, everyone laughed even more when I showed up the 2nd day of school with a black eye. lol
My second black eye came from my first real gf at about 24 yrs old. We were together almost 2 yrs. I helped her get a place to live and a car etc. She started putting preasure on me to get married. But, I found out she was seeing/fucking a guy we were both just friends with.lol So, we broke up....she went with him. No problem. But, a few weeks later....I was bored and went out alone. (I went alone because my ex was fucking my friend) Anyways I some how put it together enough to meet a girl. We are dancing and I see my ex and my friend come in. So, I say to the girl. "Why don't we get out of here" We are walking out to avoid any scene. And, my ex comes flying across the bar, and jacks me in the eye and starts yelling at me. I'm like...WTF??? You were the one that wanted to move in with me...but, was seeing my friend...then, lied about it...Now, I am the one who gets hit and thrown out. (the owner of the bar threw me out, because....well I don't have a vag.)
I left peacefully....But, my ex ran out and tried to get me to stop to talk. I didn't want to talk. So, she kicked in my door on my new Corvette!!!!!! Of course, she didn't think she needed to pay for the door, because I was hooking up with some slut. lol
awittyusername
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stilleto said:
Two black guys were busting my balls at my old gym, because all the girls there were always pissed at me for giving them shit. (This might surprise some of you that girls get pissed at me)
One was a former NFL player, and the other a former Ultimate Fighting Champ. Anyway...I was going to tell them how the only 2 black eyes I got came from girls....And, I say "The only 2 black GUYS I ever got..." lol They laughed it off
awittyusername said:I have had 2 black eyes. Of course, both from girls.lol
My first day of kidergarden, my mom told me not to hit girls. I said. "No...I love girls"
Anyways, I thought I was going to be a ladies man at school. So, the first reccess...I ran up and planted a big kiss on little hottie in a Winnie the Poo short dress. She punched me in my eye so hard...tears ran down my face. Of course, everyone laughed even more when I showed up the 2nd day of school with a black eye. lol
My second black eye came from my first real gf at about 24 yrs old. We were together almost 2 yrs. I helped her get a place to live and a car etc. She started putting preasure on me to get married. But, I found out she was seeing/fucking a guy we were both just friends with.lol So, we broke up....she went with him. No problem. But, a few weeks later....I was bored and went out alone. (I went alone because my ex was fucking my friend) Anyways I some how put it together enough to meet a girl. We are dancing and I see my ex and my friend come in. So, I say to the girl. "Why don't we get out of here" We are walking out to avoid any scene. And, my ex comes flying across the bar, and jacks me in the eye and starts yelling at me. I'm like...WTF??? You were the one that wanted to move in with me...but, was seeing my friend...then, lied about it...Now, I am the one who gets hit and thrown out. (the owner of the bar threw me out, because....well I don't have a vag.)
I left peacefully....But, my ex ran out and tried to get me to stop to talk. I didn't want to talk. So, she kicked in my door on my new Corvette!!!!!! Of course, she didn't think she needed to pay for the door, because I was hooking up with some slut. lol
man. wimmins are bitches and ho's. all of them.
awittyusername
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stilleto said:
Yes! You should have seen that short Winnie the Poo dress that girl in my kindergarden class had on...What a TEASE!!
