biteme

[binö]

i will be in fort worth in a few weeks.
if you got the balls, i will gladly give you a 2mile clinic, name the track and i'll be there

 

[MichaelScott]

in

 

[binö]

bumpsy

 

[redguru]

bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at frosty go.

$5 he accepts then purposely pulls a quad.

 

[binö]

bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at frosty go.

$5 he accepts then purposely pulls a quad.

i think biteme would hate me irl

 

[Nobledude]

he just pulled a ham.....

 

[Raptorex]

I'll fly in to be the timekeeper?

 

[biteme]

i will be in fort worth in a few weeks.
if you got the balls, i will gladly give you a 2mile clinic, name the track and i'll be there

Sure. I don't expect to beat you in a distance race, but I'll do it. I'll probably die trying to beat you because I'm competitive. Will it be on the weekend? Ft. Worth is not far from me. I'll give you my number before you head this way and we'll set it up. I should get a weight handicap. If we shorten the distance to a mile, I might can beat you.

 

[Raptorex]

can I hang with you the wifey while you guys run?

 

[Nobledude]

This one would be a cool bookie event.....

 

[binö]

Sure. I don't expect to beat you in a distance race, but I'll do it. I'll probably die trying to beat you because I'm competitive. Will it be on the weekend? Ft. Worth is not far from me. I'll give you my number before you head this way and we'll set it up. I should get a weight handicap. If we shorten the distance to a mile, I might can beat you.

lmao that's how i expect you irl.
you'd be pissy if some scrawny yank beat you at anything
i'll be there for about a month, maybe we could have a beer or something if i got the free time
i'll be spending most of my time at the DFW metroplex police training center.
ever heard of it?

 

[redguru]

lmao that's how i expect you irl.
you'd be pissy if some scrawny yank beat you at anything
i'll be there for about a month, maybe we could have a beer or something if i got the free time
i'll be spending most of my time at the DFW metroplex police training center.
ever heard of it?

He trained nearby at the Wackenhut fitness, weapons and tactics center otherwise known as Krispy Kreme.

 

[biteme]

lmao that's how i expect you irl.
you'd be pissy if some scrawny yank beat you at anything
i'll be there for about a month, maybe we could have a beer or something if i got the free time
i'll be spending most of my time at the DFW metroplex police training center.
ever heard of it?

Yep. I'm pretty sure I've been there. I was hired as a Dallas cop about 7 years ago, but I failed the exit test, the MMPI. I had signed the papers to go to work. Passed the board which was a bitch, only to fail the psychological. LOL. I'm actually glad I didn't get that job. This will be fun.

 

[biteme]

can I hang with you the wifey while you guys run?

Yes and good luck!

 

[Raptorex]

Yes and good luck!

I miss seeing her - any new vids/pics?

 

[redguru]

Gambino, you aren't going to wear that silly tuque, are you?

 

[biteme]

This one would be a cool bookie event.....

Yeah. I think he posted that he ran a little over 14 minutes for the 2 miles. I don't think I can do it faster than 16 now because I'm 30 lbs heavier than the last time I timed myself in a 2 mile run which was 13:15 at that time, so you all should bet on the amount of time he should win by. I might surprise him though, I do have a chance because I never run all out anymore on the treadmill or outside. I just pace myself and run a relatively slow 2 miles just under 20 minutes. So, I really have no idea how fast I can go all out, but I expect at least 16 minutes and he needs to know CPR, because I'll fucking kill myself trying to win and if I'm even close at the last quarter, I'll sprint it the whole way and be flat on my back.

 

[Nobledude]

I wanna see a Redguru-Biteme race...

 

[binö]

Gambino, you aren't going to wear that silly tuque, are you?

what do you mean? if tuque is something to do with being a cop fuck no.
i'm getting fire 1 and 2 certification

 

[redguru]

I wanna see a Redguru-Biteme race...

I haven't run since my final PT in the Navy, 14 years ago. He'd win by default.

 

[Nobledude]

I haven't run since my final PT in the Navy, 14 years ago. He'd win by default.

arm wrestling maybe?

 

[redguru]

what do you mean? if tuque is something to do with being a cop fuck no.
i'm getting fire 1 and 2 certification

tuque is a french-Canadian stocking cap

 

[biteme]

Okay so when's it gonna be. Today is the 27th. For the rest of this week and next, I'm gonna run for cardio, no eliptical.

 

[biteme]

I've got a better idea. Let's shorten it to a mile and I think I have a good shot to beat you and they can make it a bookie event. We both know we can run 10 miles, but the further it goes, you have the advantage because of your distance training. Let me know. I think it will make for a much closer race and a sprint to the finish.. I'm gonna go lay down with the wife for awhile and I may start talking shit by tomorrow if I get a good time on the treadmill.

 

[jh1]

I am gonna be in Dallas 1st or 2nd week of December, but I will be at the strip clubs - you won't find me at any fucking track - unless there is a coke snorting event.

 

[puddlemonkey]

bumping ban!

 

[MichaelScott]

no it wasnt, it was an informational ban to prove i was right about a discussion, thanks for the bump though it really helped me out

 

[puddlemonkey]

arguing ban!

 

[MichaelScott]

lol @ puddlemonkey self-pwnage

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol @ puddlemonkey self-pwnage

lol@you thinking mods can't see deleted user posts

 

[walliwalibus]

lol at everything and anything

 

[samoth]

lol@you thinking mods can't see deleted user posts

TITCR

 

[hurricane]

bumping ban!

i feel a smack on the wrist comming !!

 

[MichaelScott]

lol@you thinking mods can't see deleted user posts

wtf?

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf?

pwned again!

 

[MichaelScott]

everyone else thinks it was you so i win