LOL. I'm getting my girl to take a pic with her camera phone. I have a beautiful place JH1 on 1.5 acres of land, surrounded by nature. There's a 500 or more acre pasture behind my house. I have several rose bushes which I never attend to and many Crepe Mytrle trees. Also cedar bushes, bluebonnets and seasonal flowers and a huge storage building with a metal roof at the back of the property.... I can move into a trailer if it will make you happy.