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biteme, here is what you can do before CPR class

biteme said:


Been there done that. The pain wasn't enough to stop me. I knew a guy that had to get stitches in his dick and was told by the doctor not to get a hard on. Needless to say, the stitches popped out.
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Thats got to be one of the funniest things i've heard in some time. Getting it raw happens sometimes, if you go for long enoug with your girl, but stitches????

Bwahahahaha....thats funny.

FOnz
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Masturbate so much that you are chaffed. Then it will hurt to even become erect.

May help.
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Been there done that. The pain wasn't enough to stop me. I knew a guy that had to get stitches in his dick and was told by the doctor not to get a hard on. Needless to say, the stitches popped out.
 
Fonz said:


Thats got to be one of the funniest things i've heard in some time. Getting it raw happens sometimes, if you go for long enoug with your girl, but stitches????

Bwahahahaha....thats funny.

FOnz
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I've made my ex boyfriend have sex even after he was chaffed. Poor guy!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


I've made my ex boyfriend have sex even after he was chaffed. Poor guy!
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You're a sadist.......lol

1-800-RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN..................... :)


Fonz
 
biteme said:
We had to practice the heimlich maneuver in class. I got to wrap my arms around some hot females. During the maneuver you have to put one leg between their ass and one foot back so when the pass out and fall, you will not fall back with them. I was so embarrassed, because my dick was hard and I was afraid they were going to feel it up against their ass. The 3 girls that practiced on me became aroused, I know. I saw their nipples poking thru their shirt. My body tends to have that effect on women once they get a feel of the hardness.:D
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You did the full heimlich? That's weird, if you did.

All the years I took CPR, we just pretended to do the heimlich but we didn't actually do it and make the person pass out.
 
We had to practice the heimlich maneuver in class. I got to wrap my arms around some hot females. During the maneuver you have to put one leg between their ass and one foot back so when the pass out and fall, you will not fall back with them. I was so embarrassed, because my dick was hard and I was afraid they were going to feel it up against their ass. The 3 girls that practiced on me became aroused, I know. I saw their nipples poking thru their shirt. My body tends to have that effect on women once they get a feel of the hardness.:D
 
biteme said:


LMFAO!! You must be tired. Of course it was practice. How are you going to make someone pass out from the Heimlich? Squeeze the shit out of their stomach until they black out. LOL
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Honestly that's what I thought you meant. I thought you meant you performed the Heimlich on a victim that was not choking.

Maybe I am tired.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
You know, we must be the only three awake.
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I'm hiting the sack in about 10min...I have to read some stuff for Monday.

I hate going back to classes.

FOnz
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


You did the full heimlich? That's weird, if you did.

All the years I took CPR, we just pretended to do the heimlich but we didn't actually do it and make the person pass out.
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LMFAO!! You must be tired. Of course it was practice. How are you going to make someone pass out from the Heimlich? Squeeze the shit out of their stomach until they black out. LOL
 
biteme said:


You have to be, because I know you are smart. But oh, I forget, women can't use logic. LOL
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Thanks a lot!

Honestly I didn't think it was possible as I have done the Hiemlich for practice but for some reason I thught maybe you did it different for some ODD reason.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Honestly that's what I thought you meant. I thought you meant you performed the Heimlich on a victim that was not choking.

Maybe I am tired.
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You have to be, because I know you are smart. But oh, I forget, women can't use logic. LOL
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


You read in bed?
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Yeah...why not?

Nice down pillow behind your head and a nice book...and you're off to sleep in 30-45 min.

Its super comfy.

FOnz
 
Fonz said:


Yeah...why not?

Nice down pillow behind your head and a nice book...and you're off to sleep in 30-45 min.

Its super comfy.

FOnz
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If I read in bed I'd be RIGHT asleep in less than a minute. I have tried. Doesn't work for me.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


If I read in bed I'd be RIGHT asleep in less than a minute. I have tried. Doesn't work for me.
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practice...lol

Fonz
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
now I'm hungry and bored.no food makes this a difficult hunger.I'll just go catabolic tonight.
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LMAO!
 
The 3 girls that practiced on me became aroused, I know. I saw their nipples poking thru their shirt.
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I personally think they were just cold.



I took an EMT class. I was a certified EMT. These classes are not jokes. I don't know how anyone can get aroused in a class when you are talking about human life in your hands. My class mates were very focussed. Every manuever was done with professionalism in mind. JMO.
 
flexygrl said:


I personally think they were just cold.



I took an EMT class. I was a certified EMT. These classes are not jokes. I don't know how anyone can get aroused in a class when you are talking about human life in your hands. My class mates were very focussed. Every manuever was done with professionalism in mind. JMO.
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I agree.

Every time I took CPR the room happened to be FREEZING cold.
I'm sure professionalism was the thing on their minds. You mistook it, perhaps.
 
flexygrl said:


I personally think they were just cold.



I took an EMT class. I was a certified EMT. These classes are not jokes. I don't know how anyone can get aroused in a class when you are talking about human life in your hands. My class mates were very focussed. Every manuever was done with professionalism in mind. JMO.
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I am always aroused. Now if I were actually saving someone's life, I could become unaroused for a few minutes. You think they were cold, but you weren't there. Maybe 2 of them were, but I know the other one was not. She wanted to fuck me. I'll work on her later.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
You must think every woman on Earth wants your body. Right?
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Not all of them. Some are weird. Just most of them.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
You must think every woman on Earth wants your body. Right?
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What woman can resist the bigger, whiter version of this:

tyson.jpg


tyson.jpg
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I can resist just fine!
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Yes, but you like women and feminine men with no hair on their body. Some folks are strange that way.
 
biteme said:


Hell yes. Most definitely are. If a man shaves his entire body, unless he's in a bb competition, I think it reaks of gayness.
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Hair is disguting, to me and other females as well. Some females do like it. I can't see why, though.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:




A man is feminine if he doesn't have hair on his body??

:lmao:
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Hell yes. Most definitely are. If a man shaves his entire body, unless he's in a bb competition, I think it reaks of gayness.

But since you are gay too, or least bi-sexual, I'm sure you don't see it that way.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:




Hair is disguting, to me and other females as well. Some females do like it. I can't see why, though.
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Because they are not gay. I've gone out with lots of hot women and I've never had any tell me that I should shave my chest. I've had a lot compliment me on my hairy chest though.
 
biteme said:


Because they are not gay. I've gone out with lots of hot women and I've never had any tell me that I should shave my chest. I've had a lot compliment me on my hairy chest though.
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Flexy is with me on this.

I know she dislikes her men with hairy chest. She dislikes hair as I do.

If she was only around...
 
biteme said:


Because they are not gay. I've gone out with lots of hot women and I've never had any tell me that I should shave my chest. I've had a lot compliment me on my hairy chest though.
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I think hairy chests are preferred mostly by older women. I dont think girls under 25 care for it in great numbers. Fortunatelly, I dont have anything to shave.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Flexy is with me on this.

I know she dislikes her men with hairy chest. She dislikes hair as I do.

If she was only around...
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Flexy has hinted that she has bi-sexual fantasies also. She can't seem to make up her mind one way or another.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Her bisexual fantasies have nothing to do with men and body hair.

Are you confused?
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Not nearly to the degree that you are. But that's another story.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Sorry.

You are confused.

I am not confused. Thanks for worrying, though.

:rolleyes:
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LMAO. I actually do worry about you believe it or not.
 
wow, I leave for a second and all hell breaks lose?!?


Nvr, I am hear to rescue you. Body hair on a man is a major turn off. Mustaches and hairy chests are plain old nasty. It just adds years to your face and bod. So if you like looking older than by all means stick with it.


As far as my tendencies, they are mine to discuss and no one elses.
 
flexygrl said:
wow, I leave for a second and all hell breaks lose?!?


Nvr, I am hear to rescue you. Body hair on a man is a major turn off. Mustaches and hairy chests are plain old nasty. It just adds years to your face and bod. So if you like looking older than by all means stick with it.



As far as my tendencies, they are mine to discuss and no one elses.
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Funny how quickly Flexy arrived on the boards after you called for her. I suspect this is another one of your alter ego's Nverbuff. What I wonder is, where do you get the photos? Relatives?
 
I'm at my parents house too.

I was gone to reboot the computer.

Now I am back. I do not have any other persona here. I am ONLY nvrbuffenuff_girl. I wouldn't be able to keep up with all that drama of having multiples.

You must be running out of things to say.
 
Ummmm, no...


If I only I was a beautiful as Nvr. I would be perfectly content.


I am in my parents house for Sunday dinner. They are all watching a movie and I'm bored. Happy...?
 
flexygrl said:
Ummmm, no...


If I only I was a beautiful as Nvr. I would be perfectly content.


I am in my parents house for Sunday dinner. They are all watching a movie and I'm bored. Happy...?
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You need to get some dick. Where's your husband? That's a sure cure for boredom. Oh, I forgot, this is really Nverbuff.:D
 
flexygrl said:
THat is really not nice at all. I am not sure how to take that?
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Give me a freakin' break. Like you're really offended. Some of you women crack me the hell up. You talk about sex on here all the time and gay fantasies and that comment is going to offend you?
 
I wouldn't be offended if we were all playing. But you are accusing me and buff of stuff and you seem pretty serious. Don't know what happened to you. You use to be so nice to us.
 
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