bitches need a soldier

[Yarg!]

im sick of all these little prissy ass pricks who are afraid of getting bruises or getting their nails chipped. they shop only at stores like mexx meyer and spend 500 dollars on hair products in the hopes of attracting women. then they go through hundreds of hours looking for jobs that dont involve manual labour of the slightest bit. dont they understand that the women are really after guys who arent afraid to pop the hood off their cars, work hard , party hard, not afraid to brawl and not spend 500 dollars on clothes when you can spend 100 and still look good? that doesnt mean you totally neglect hygeine though, just when the time comes, you gotta man up and unleash the solda inside you. friggin metros. rant over.

 

[swole]

Does it piss you off that I'm a metro and still work on cars, jump at the opportunity to get dirty, enjoy manual labor when necessary, am a force in the office and business world, work hard, put thought into what product styles my hair, get calluses on my knuckles and palms from lifting and hitting the bag, show you up in poker, and still find the time to make a girl cry from pleasure? Does it?

But yea, I feel ya on the true pretty boys...but somewhere out there, a girl likes who that boy is.

 

[redguru]

I work with photochemistry all day, does it mean I'm a metro if I wear latex gloves so that paper developer doesn't stain my hands? Or that I wear gloves again when I am changing a head gasket, because I deal with the public and don't want to look like the tire changer at Pep Boys? The argument isn't the greatest, I am extremely clean cut, but you wouldn't know I hunt deer, fish, and throw beer at hockey players in the sin bin?

 

[Yarg!]

no swole , cuz you have great taste in women as evident by your avatar but i really hate those ultra ultra prissy little bitches who wear muscle shirts with no muscle, only work biceps, and walk around like their tough shit- basically 80 percent of the italian population . i once asked one such metro to sparr b.c he was running his mouth, and he replied "no because i dont want bruises." even after i told him itll be light taps. what a guy...
ofcourse i do like to dress flashy, but those guys are just over the top. to illustrate, i am buying a pair of these bad boys next week:

http://store.puma.com/pumaUSStore/p...otwear&mainCategory=Men&shopBy=style&siteid=1

IMHO the coolest shoes EVER MADE!

 

[swole]

Whoa, I like those kicks!

 

[hamstershaver]

hmmmm lets see
womens choice one: millionaire priss that spends $$$$ on his appearance
womens choice two: redneck cletus who likes to work on his car and drinks busch beer with his buddies
i suppose 96% of the honest women will choose choice #2

 

[nycgirl]

hmmmm lets see
womens choice one: millionaire priss that spends $$$$ on his appearance
womens choice two: redneck cletus who likes to work on his car and drinks busch beer with his buddies
i suppose 96% of the honest women will choose choice #2

Nah, we will date and/or marry choice 1 and have an affair with choice 2.

(j/k ladies)

 

[Cutiebaby]

hmmmm lets see
womens choice one: millionaire priss that spends $$$$ on his appearance
womens choice two: redneck cletus who likes to work on his car and drinks busch beer with his buddies
i suppose 96% of the honest women will choose choice #2

neither one....i dont want a prissy so called man who spends too much money on himself...and i also dont want a redneck who drinks beers and works on cars.....lol...i think there should be more options here....what about the typical male who works 40 hours a week and is not too vane about himself and doesnt fix cars???????

 

[spongebob]

if theres women involved, its gonna be f**ked up.

 

[theoak01]

neither one....i dont want a prissy so called man who spends too much money on himself...and i also dont want a redneck who drinks beers and works on cars.....lol...i think there should be more options here....what about the typical male who works 40 hours a week and is not too vane about himself and doesnt fix cars???????

hell yes,Im glad some women like those things, and no Im not gay because I dont fix my car,I just dont have time to learn how,but I can change a tire,and oil etc,but id rather pay some monkey to

 

[Cutiebaby]

hell yes,Im glad some women like those things, and no Im not gay because I dont fix my car,I just dont have time to learn how,but I can change a tire,and oil etc,but id rather pay some monkey to

thats what i am saying...who the hell wants a grease monkey???? needto knows the basics when it comes to the car but when it needs more work he takes it to a shop

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

John Wayne'ism is dead...
I'd like it back also, but ain't gonna happen.

 

[seizer]

if theres women involved, its gonna be f**ked up.

Worrddddd, bitch! Phantoms like a mafaka!

 

[pintoca]

lmao @ gambino appearing in all threads (cletus)