Bitch ass terrorist spiders invading Britian

[AAP]

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Essex | Spider forces family out of home

Personally though, I would be more terrified of a bite from a Brit than a spider.

 

[stosstruppe]

Taliban didn't get me.. but a big spider almost did, says Scots Guard - The Daily Record

Guardsman Graeme Boyd's left arm swelled to about five times its normal size.

And he had to endure seven operations after being bitten by the huge camel spider.

But ya, I wouldn't want a bite from a Brit either, could be carrying that Rage virus or some other nasty shit that might ruin my shit.

 

[*The_West*]

i have been bit by a scotsman before. he mistook my arm for a giant battered sausage and nearly had the thing off! scary stuff.

 

[stosstruppe]

i have been bit by a scotsman before. he mistook my arm for a giant battered sausage and nearly had the thing off! scary stuff.

Maybe if you washed the grease off once in a while we wouldn't be having this problem!11

How's the bite anyway, healing up alright?

 

[ponyfitness]

Jesus that thing is my worst nightmare. I hate spiders and that thing is huge.

 

[shogun7]

That spider is a grappler! Did you see how that son'bitch took that scorpion out?

 

[xrsist]

there was an email getting around years ago about these spiders that the soldiers were finding while over there

 

[AAP]

Where is the thread with the EF Mascot Spider?

That sucker was the size of a trash can lid. Bigger than the damn wall clock it was attempting to hide behind.

 

[Oceano]

I blame America, if they hadn't roped us into attacking Afghaistan these spiders wouldn't feel the need to fight back