Billfred wants to fuck me

[nangiggles]

Feedz tried to shock me with that article and I responded by showing her a picture of 2 nests on my front porch.

I showed it to my husband to try to shock him and he said we have some in the shed and he also cracked one open in the front of the house.

Can I mild agoraphobia?

 

[WoodyO]

You have a husband?

 

[nangiggles]

@ woodyo... sort of...

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm drunk and I just came very close to being shot with my black friend from work

Idk how he didn't die

 

[bigbassturd]

Also fuck everyone

 

[WoodyO]

I'm drunk and I just came very close to being shot with my black friend from work

Idk how he didn't die

He was camouflaged in the night?

 

[bigbassturd]

They said they weren't gonna sic their racist dog on him since he was with me

I'm just looking for some fukn weed

 

[WoodyO]

Was it a white German Shepard? White Dog is a pretty good movie.

Also, Mitch has the good stuff. Where the fuck is that guy?

 

[bigbassturd]

It was a black mutt

I said 'so the black dog doesn't like black people!?'

Noone laughed.

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, that was pretty lame.