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big time embarrasement at the gym today

SoreArms

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I accidentally farted while doing crunches with tons of people around me. I had my headphones on so I didn't hear it, but it felt loud. I was so fucking embarrased so I didn't look at people reactions, I just finished my set and left. I didn't even feel it comming so it caught me off guard. It was my first set of crunches but atleast it was my last exercise for the day.
 
LOL!
i've seen guys do that in the gym. never women, only guys.
 
Two bench press stations, head to head.
I'm doing presses, some old guy is on the other one doing tricep kickbacks and farting loud all the time.
I wasn't gonna quit my set.
Neither did he :(
 
lololol oh man bro I feel for you, that is embarassing! I did that one while doing squats, nearly had a full blowout. Luckily only my training partner heard, but he wasn't about to keep that story to himself :/
 
SoreArms said:
I accidentally farted while doing crunches with tons of people around me. I had my headphones on so I didn't hear it, but it felt loud. I was so fucking embarrased so I didn't look at people reactions, I just finished my set and left. I didn't even feel it comming so it caught me off guard. It was my first set of crunches but atleast it was my last exercise for the day.
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Sounds like a New Year resolution guy. LOL.
That already happened next to me. Some guy I've never seen looked confused, wandered around the gym and then a horrible sort of rancid nacho smell made a cloud around him. God I love Jan.
 
I had a remote control fart sound machine and put it next to a friend while he was doing a set wrapped in a towel. Every rep Id push the remote, he had no idea what that noise was but a couple got mad at him and shook their heads and walked away. Lots of fun with that thing
 
Island Son said:
Two bench press stations, head to head.
I'm doing presses, some old guy is on the other one doing tricep kickbacks and farting loud all the time.
I wasn't gonna quit my set.
Neither did he :(
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One of the privileges of age is being able to fart anytime and anyplace.
I do it all the time and welcome anyone to join the band, male or female. ;)
 
SoreArms said:
I accidentally farted while doing crunches with tons of people around me. I had my headphones on so I didn't hear it, but it felt loud. I was so fucking embarrased so I didn't look at people reactions, I just finished my set and left. I didn't even feel it comming so it caught me off guard. It was my first set of crunches but atleast it was my last exercise for the day.
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SoreArms said:
I accidentally farted while doing crunches with tons of people around me. I had my headphones on so I didn't hear it, but it felt loud. I was so fucking embarrased so I didn't look at people reactions, I just finished my set and left. I didn't even feel it comming so it caught me off guard. It was my first set of crunches but atleast it was my last exercise for the day.
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LOL

If it felt loud you can sure as shit bet it got people's attention.
 
thelion2005 said:
One of the privileges of age is being able to fart anytime and anyplace.
I do it all the time and welcome anyone to join the band, male or female. ;)
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In!
Wifey & I take a class at Goodlife, called Bodyflow. It's a combination Pilates/TaiChi/Yoga. We always stay back in the corner, 'cause I'm liable to stink, anytime, though I can usually keep the noise down. Last class on tuesday, some woman farted & half the class was cutting up while trying to do the Happy Baby pose.
 
I had a chick do that once while squating on the Smith machine. Poor thing, she was so embarassed she left.

Ive done it plenty of times....and really don't care.
 
hidngod said:
In!
Wifey & I take a class at Goodlife, called Bodyflow. It's a combination Pilates/TaiChi/Yoga. We always stay back in the corner, 'cause I'm liable to stink, anytime, though I can usually keep the noise down. Last class on tuesday, some woman farted & half the class was cutting up while trying to do the Happy Baby pose.
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lol
 
All of this just motivates me further to add to my home gym :D If my broccoli catches up with me, it's nobody's business but me and the cats, and frankly, they don't care (considering how bad they make the litterpans smell, they have no right to judge, anyway).
 
and this is why I go outside a lot. If I feel that one is up and coming, I head outside for fresh air... fairly casually.

Whiskey
 
My funniest ass ripping experience came several years ago. I think I had just added a new protein powder to my shakes. At that time I was consuming as much as 1.5 grams per pound - causing a state my friends dubbed "OPing" as in over proteining. Anyways - I was experiencing particularly rank farts that day. I got to the gym about 10 PM - it closed at 11, so there were few people in the gym. I made it through almost my entire workout without dropping any wolf bait, but after a few intense stomach contractions, I knew I had to let it go. I was in a side room with only machines - only 1 other person in there - a kid about 15 doing flys. I clinched my ass together, allowing it to seep out without any noise. I knew it was going to be particularly offensive because it burned coming out. Most of the time I more or less enjoy my own brand - NOT THIS TIME. It was so bad, it could have changed the flavor of your gum. I was across the room and saw the look on the kid's face change to horror when it must have hit him. He was in mid set, and stopped immediately. He literally took his hand and slapped the air away from his nose and RAN out of the room. I almost pissed myself, and still get the giggles thinking about it years later...
 
It happened to me once in a triathalon competition (local gym). Too much protien in the diet and as many sit ups as you can do in two minutes,.....NOT a good combination. There were ALOT of people watching. All I could do was say "oops" and keep going. I feel your pain bro.
 
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