Best way to beat a speeding ticket in court?

[Rex]

Say you had massive diarhea and wanted to get home before you shit yourself.

 

[smallmovesal]

i don't know if calgary is anything like regina in this sense but in regina the cops don't always show up for court. my bro has gotten off the entire ticket for that before... and he's a wacko driver.

btw did you know (i imagine you do) that in calgary they hide cameras in "broken-down" cars on the trails and stuff?

 

[GinNJuice]

Bro, check out these links.... there is some good info here.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=beat+speeding+ticket

 

[mrbill]

hmm... dont know the laws in your state but can't you take defensive driving to get rid of the ticket. If not, just hire a lawyer who deals with traffic offences. They can always get you off.

 

[Laserdude]

Try the speedo excuse that it was not working and get a shop to "fix" it.

I have had my share of speeding tickets, and I must say I got away with so much shit it was not funny, IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!

Triple the speed limit, double it in corners and so on. This was on my Ninga 600 bike, and I loved it. I never had too much problem with speed, just the pizza guy who rearended my bike and caused me to have my hip replaced. Fuck pizza drivers. If I ever get hit and injured again, the other person WILL GO TO THE HOSPITAL, if there not injured. I will however admit them to the hospital, and believe me I am not a Dr.

Some people deserve a good beating for injuring someone else.