Best pick up line EVER!

[Alpine]

I work in a night club on the weekends and I thought I'd heard all the pick up lines there was to hear, but this one took the cake - I watched a guy walk up to the hottest bartender in the place and this was the game he brought to the table "Hey Baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?" LOLOL I thought that was the funniest thing I'd heard all day!!! I almost fell over laughing! I'm sure some of the beautiful females on this site have heard better than that one tho! Post 'em up!

 

[swolenole]

I work in a night club on the weekends and I thought I'd heard all the pick up lines there was to hear, but this one took the cake - I watched a guy walk up to the hottest bartender in the place and this was the game he brought to the table "Hey Baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?" LOLOL I thought that was the funniest thing I'd heard all day!!! I almost fell over laughing! I'm sure some of the beautiful females on this site have heard better than that one tho! Post 'em up!

heard a girl tell a guy one time that he smelled nice & asked what he had on. He replied it was a hard but didn't know that she could smell it..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

A few from Saturday night:

“Hey you with the biceps,” as I walked passed some dude.
WTF??? LOL

Standing at the bar
Him: You think you’re petty hot don’t you?
Me: What?
Him: I said you think you are pretty hot don’t you … well your right.
Me: Umm ok.
Him: Well you maybe hot but I am getting my drink before.
Me: Uh ok
Male bartender: Hey Hun what can I get you: D
The look of pwned in this guys face was priceless it made my night. LOL

Guy wearing a shirt that said satisfaction guaranteed: Do you come here often?”
I didn’t laugh at him because well he was pretty hot so when you’re hot you can get away with lame shit like that.

 

[chicknlegs]

Best pickup line ever (if you have low bodyfat):
1. Find hot chickie.
2. Me: 'Excuse me, do you have a needle and thread?'
3. Her: 'Why?'
4. Lift up shirt revealing midsection.
5. Me: 'Cos my abs are ripped...'

 

[gotmilk]

girl to me: I've never picked up a guy in a bar. How about going across the street with me.

One time in college, we were partying 8 houses down the street. It was like midnight and I had a game the next day, so I started walking home (8 houses away). This girl I knew pulled up and said do you want a ride home.

Remember...8 houses away.

So I jumped in the car and off we drove...to her apartment 25 minutes away.

 

[d3track]

by the time i have enough liquid courage in me to talk to a girl at the bar full words are not coming out of my mouth, so i have none

 

[GoldenDelicious]

girl to me: I've never picked up a guy in a bar. How about going across the street with me.

One time in college, we were partying 8 houses down the street. It was like midnight and I had a game the next day, so I started walking home (8 houses away). This girl I knew pulled up and said do you want a ride home.

Remember...8 houses away.

So I jumped in the car and off we drove...to her apartment 25 minutes away.

oh yeah? you wanna hear some pickup lines ive heard from chicks? oright here goes:

girl: fuck off
girl: get your hands off me
girl: dont touch me
girl: leave me alone
girl: sorry i have a boyfriend
girl: fuck off. boyfriend!

oh yeah, i gotz game

(in reality, telling a girl to get lost is a sure fire way to get her to want to talk to you)