Best phrase ever uttered in a movie...

[JayC9]

"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

One of the starwars debates in Clerks, good movie.

 

[JayC9]

Get plumper lips?

 

[-SD-]

Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.

If you need a friend, get a dog.

 

[Phenom78]

What great lines? I just dont really like movies that glorify scumbags. Travolta and Jackson were hit men. Who cares what the fuck they say? Jackson's biblical shit before he cowardly shot those guys, most people liked that shit. I would have said, just shoot me you piece of shit and shut the fuck up.

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

 

[caligirl]

ill be back.

that took longer than I thought it would.

 

[jackangel]

that took longer than I thought it would.

i don't think i've heard this line before. is it from a porno?

 

[caligirl]

i don't think i've heard this line before. is it from a porno?

maybe I should be a writer

 

[wootoom]

"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. "

"let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! "

racist

 

[mountain muscle]

No it wasn't. It was filth. I don't care to see how drug dealers and gangsters live. It's hollywood anyways.

Any of you son-of-a-bitches come looking for me, I'll come back and kill every one of you. Burn your houses down and kill your families too.


Ancient, Cowboy gansters are okay though?

 

[megamania500]

"The men get one hot meal a day: a bowl of steam"



"Two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma."
"Naturally, I, I...Do you know I...the sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!"
"It was on your shirt!"