Best phrase ever uttered in a movie...

[thewanderer690]

"my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. "

"My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet. And in a way I am dead already. "

"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that second isn't a second at all, it streches on forever, like an ocean of time.... "

"Yeah, Well at least I'm not Ugly, Yes you are, and you're boring and you're totally ordinary and you know it. "

 

[NickyE3]

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.

 

[Forge]

"What one man can do, another can do."





"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town...."

 

[Scotsman]

Talking to zuzu petals is like masturbating with a cheese grater slightly amusing but mostly painful.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

"Isn't that just like a wop, brings a knife to a gunfight"

Best line ever, by the man Sean Connery!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[a creed]

Duke(Apollo's Trainer) to Rocky in Rocky 4 when they first arrive in Russia -

- Apollo was like a son to me--when he died, part of me died. And now it's up to you--you're the one, you're the one that's gotta make sure he didn't die for nothing. Now, you're gonna have to go through hell--worse than anything you've ever imagined--but in the end, I know you'll be the one standing. You know what you gotta do--do it.....Do it.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

"I fear no evil, becuase I walk with Evil."

Deniro, Cape Fear.


Bluesman

 

[silverfish]

The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.


I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.


Strange Brew

 

[silverfish]

You know what you're problem is Bravo? You're so short, your brain is just too close to your asshole.


DC Cab

 

[a creed]

Balboa - "I see three of him"

Paulie - "hit the one in the middle"

Duke - "right, hit the one in the middle"